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#1 2018-05-14 19:12:33

pein
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Registered: 2018-03-31
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Funny last words

Hey, im joking around when i die old age, saying something stupid
but often peoples last words are funny enough
Share your last words


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"This snake is ha..." harmless

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"This knife isnt sharp"


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#2 2018-05-14 20:27:37

MidgetMaker
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Registered: 2018-04-16
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Re: Funny last words

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#3 2018-05-14 22:34:23

karltown
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Re: Funny last words


Every time time you pick a seed carrot a penguin dies.

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#4 2018-05-15 00:43:45

pein
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Re: Funny last words

-girl
-ya
both died, by the age, both barely got hair

Last edited by pein (2018-05-15 00:46:03)


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#5 2018-05-15 09:23:47

Aurora Aurora
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From: Tuppsala (HAHA FATTAR NI!?!?!)
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Re: Funny last words

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“Nice tits”
“I have the nice tits”


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Go-to person for anything roleplay related.
4 years in the community.
Unbanned from the discord.

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#6 2018-05-15 10:32:46

LodiaVDH
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Re: Funny last words

Lol those are great

My favorites from me :

"Take my clothes idiot!"

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#7 2018-05-15 12:03:57

Aurora Aurora
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Re: Funny last words

LodiaVDH wrote:

Lol those are great

My favorites from me :

"Take my clothes idiot!"

"Are you fat?"
-Frankie


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4 years in the community.
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#8 2018-05-15 12:12:07

LodiaVDH
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Re: Funny last words

Aurora Aurora wrote:

"Are you fat?"
-Frankie

Hahaha I noticed it but sadly I don't have any context to give

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#9 2018-05-15 13:58:18

pein
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Re: Funny last words

Aurora Aurora wrote:
LodiaVDH wrote:

Lol those are great

My favorites from me :

"Take my clothes idiot!"

"Are you fat?"
-Frankie

haha reason to get stabbed

Julius
Son
52 years old
6 hours ago
Final words: "Berries here"

where? xD


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#10 2018-05-15 15:01:58

LodiaVDH
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Re: Funny last words

We  all  forget to mention Eve Master : “For fuck sake”

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#11 2018-05-15 20:36:52

pein
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Re: Funny last words

Gail
Little Brother
6 years old
8 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "I'm pro"

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Shepherd
Grandson
51 years old
7 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Im stuck"

Last edited by pein (2018-05-15 20:37:45)


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#12 2018-05-15 22:58:47

happynova
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Re: Funny last words

My own most (ruefully) amusing last words:  "If you see zoe run"

Oops.  Actually, those were only my last words before Zoe stabbed me, but much more interesting than what I said afterward.  What's really funny is that I sort of took my own advice, but in entirely the wrong way.  I ran, but towards Zoe with a knife, rather than away from her.  In retrospect, getting into a knife fight with a griefer when I'd never even used one before was probably not my best ever idea.


Oh, and then there's "Damn you jason, i wanted babies." -- me, dying alone and childless before a server update.

My favorite randomly stumbled-upon-while-browsing-family-trees last words are still "I'm gonna go kill the bear," though.

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#13 2018-05-16 22:18:04

Pronghorn
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Re: Funny last words

I was amused that Annabell Orange used Morse code.

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Please be kind.

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#14 2018-05-17 17:06:33

LodiaVDH
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#15 2018-05-17 17:13:42

LodiaVDH
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Re: Funny last words

Ohh wait those one are way better haha :

Rose Strong Lola Strong

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#16 2018-05-17 17:22:19

sealasaurus
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Re: Funny last words

When I'm a man and die of old age I try to pass on my clothes and make my final words:
"Dicks out for Harambe."


One day at a time.

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#17 2018-05-17 21:45:44

Go! Bwah!
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Re: Funny last words

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I like to go by "Eve Scripps" and name my kids after medications smile

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#18 2018-05-17 23:57:30

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Re: Funny last words

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kept on laughing till death

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#19 2018-05-18 04:59:18

Turnipseed
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Re: Funny last words


Be kind, generous, and work together my potatoes.

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#20 2018-05-18 05:38:43

A Meme Named Luna
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Re: Funny last words

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"This snake ain't got nothin' on me."
Cause of death: rattlesnake.

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#21 2018-05-18 15:51:30

pein
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Re: Funny last words

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this has many

Eve Reeves
Great Grandmother
60 years old
31 hours ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "My sausages"

Rose Reeves
Big Sister
29 years old
31 hours ago
Killed by Hungry Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Becareful"

Sunil Reeves
Little Sister
56 years old
30 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Bear"

Ifechukwu Reeves
Son
31 years old
30 hours ago
Killed by Tulip Reeves
Final words: "Boot"
stabbed him asking why he chase me with knife, literally he followed me half minute with a knife


Rain Reeves
Nephew
58 years old
30 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Give me ur baby"


Willow Reeves
Great Niece
20 years old
30 hours ago
Killed by Dead Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Ty"


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#22 2018-05-18 16:06:52

Aname
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Re: Funny last words

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Mother: just follow me

daughter: mom?

then the daughter got killed by a wolf.


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#23 2018-05-18 17:43:27

pein
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Re: Funny last words

Yea typic, baby jumps off to signal milkweed is fruiting, gets killed by wolf, I'm like tiping I'm not blind I just don't care


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#24 2018-05-18 19:30:40

Aname
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Re: Funny last words

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Napoleon killed his mother and screamed viva la france.


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#25 2018-05-18 22:40:25

Angel Carrillo
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Posts: 242

Re: Funny last words

Okay weh has som gud win her!
No. No. NO... NO.

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