Pettiest/best revenges ever?

A Meme Named Luna · 2018-05-24 04:42:44

Recently I was born into a good town as a little girl named 'Sun' ( http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=116868 ). I was happy to be there, and I had planned out my path as a shepherd. My only problem was that I had no clothes. My grandmother had been giving clothes to my slightly-older brother (he wasn't going to have children, so I figured that I had needed them a bit more; plus, he had a backpack), so I swooped in and stole a bunch of clothes. Then my brother and our uncle (I'm about eleven, my brother's about twelve, and our uncle is already an adult) started swearing at me, and eventually our uncle got a bow and shot me. So, I ran over to the carrot farm and died laughing on a farm plot, so that they could never have their clothes or that arrow ever again, and all if the milkweed/soil put into it all was a waste (and, even better, my family avenged me and killed my uncle). Best revenge I've had in a while.

Share your revenge stories in the comments!

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Lepisma · 2018-05-24 05:04:35

Started noticing things going missing on my runs in and out of the main farm area. Noticed some burnt rabbits. Then more. Witnessed someone burn multiple rabbits. Pretty soon, all but three of us had starved.
"REALLY, BETTY?"
"DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING PLATES"

Yes, she killed the entire settlement because of a plate.
I'm still not sure if I should be annoyed or amused.

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A Meme Named Luna · 2018-05-24 05:07:33

Sounds like something I'd do (this wasn't me, however)!

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pein · 2018-05-24 06:38:24

sometimes may sound petty but i go rampage over a few small things, especially third run where they just carrot farming, baby making and stealing my stuff, and i need to fix everything, one life i was pissed at farmer girl, who kept 3 seed rows, and i picked the 3rd one, she was calling me names, i was making tools for them and had a hard early life. then i was making quite a few arrows and missed some but killed like 4, farmer girls daughters, kindanapped few kids, and starved them, then they shoot each other cause mistaked me with some, then they killed the killer and so on. was a good revenge, kinda needed it after the games i had.

once my bro got all the clothes, i was a naked baby. a guy was hauling back a seal skin and made a coat but my brother took it, and dropped a shawl or something. then i decided he needs to go so stabbed him, was awesome.

probably one of best was when a guy who was smithing killed most of town for stupid small reasons, seemed we are ok, but then came near me, i was reflex moving diagonally, then i seen he wants to stab me, so we ran a few circles, then i took the arrow, and run a bit in forest, picked first 4 milkweed and shot him from above, i was alone after that but felt goood.

pettiest thing i was killed, was my girl who i called shithead as a joke, but became nameless and stole the file and stabbed me, when i was keeping her, running a lot just to find berry bushes, and we moved to a better city later, and she stabbed me after all that i did for her

the other was when a guy shot me for not picking up kid when i barely turned 14 and almost starved, it was like 3 seconds, all this far from town and guy came from nowhere, sadly couldnt kill him next life

wasnt a kill but was revenge, a guy stole my fleece, after i made a pen in my old life nad fed 7 sheep, while arguing, a lady stole my wolf hat i made, and give to his kid and told me to fuck off. i starved his kid, i chased this thief, and born back, chased in next life too, he registered to forums to whine about it. cause he didnt steal from me he steal from other thief who sheared without permission, but he didnt give back either, even if i offered a fair swap. i killed the other girl who made booties for herself, and after this guy died at around 50, the town became so nice, everyone was working together and not stealing stuff.

Baker · 2018-05-24 06:45:04

Some justified and some aren't.

When signs got added for the first time, I couldn't resist messing with a towns sign for the lols. I learned my lesson when I got shot.

A few weeks ago I was smithing in a town, I made a few hoes for the farm. I was looking around to see what other tools needed replacing but I saw a random little girl messing with my stuff. At first, I thought she was trying to Smith, I saw her put my hammer, file and a steel bar inside a basket. I figured she might have been trying to reorganize my workspace but I was suspicious when she picked it up and ran off. I followed her around for a bit, she ran towards the forest and was looking for a tree to hide my stuff in. I had caught her red-handed, I had become just old enough to use the bow. I ran back to camp quickly and grabbed the bow, I found her still running around the forest. I shot her with my bow, didn't even say a word as the life left her.

I was an old woman in a city, I had a knife that I had held since my mother died many years ago. I heard the death scream and came running, a random girl in the sheep pen with an arrow in her. A bit further down was the culprit attempting to flee the scene, I easily got the hit in as she was still in the slowdown. A woman and her roleplaying husband were asking about there daughter Ruth, I told her that there had been a murder but the killer was dead. But I checked the family tree and their daughter was the murderer!

Was an Eves daughter trying to gather supplies. My mother was letting all other kids die, one them woke up a bunch of bears in anger. Happens alot

My unwanted babies end up surviving from others feeding them, They dedicate there lives to kill me. Most of them fail or starve before they can grow up.

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A Meme Named Luna · 2018-05-24 06:52:43

If I spawn in a town that I've spawned in before and I don't want to stay, I'll often cause as much trouble as possible so that it's even more likely that I won't spawn there... From waking up seven bears to dying next to an incomplete farm so that my body has to be moved. All great examples, though!

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 07:18:13

A Meme Named Luna wrote:

If I spawn in a town that I've spawned in before and I don't want to stay, I'll often cause as much trouble as possible so that it's even more likely that I won't spawn there... From waking up seven bears to dying next to an incomplete farm so that my body has to be moved. All great examples, though!

That’s just a dick move for the people living there. Go off and kill yourself instead. No need to ruin everyone else’s fun.

A Meme Named Luna · 2018-05-24 07:30:02

Yeah, it is a pretty jerkwad-esk move, isn't it? I guess at that point I'm just super fed-up with the previous events. Sorry if you were ever gnawed on a bear summoned by me!

YAHG · 2018-05-24 07:44:43

I ask my babies if they want to live, try to remember to do it for everyone child.

Had one say "n" today so I ran him out of camp and dropped him off and the lil fucker kept running. I told him to "be free" but he was prolly too far to read me.

A Meme Named Luna · 2018-05-24 07:48:03

I feel like I might have been that child, lmao.

pein · 2018-05-24 08:19:28

i tell kids not to move, soem still do, and not like using the heat, anyway, i dont tell twice, if it not back where i left, i dotn feed the fucker, its annoying when mom dotn recognize im using temperature when moving and dont feed me even if im back to spot in time, my sis was asking to feed like 5x before i asked once, and my mother starved me, reborn to her, but starved me again, such an idiot, thinking herself smart

i shot a woman making 8 babies under 5 min, aksing them to get her wild food, poor kids never reached more than 7 years and our farm shrinked from 12 to 5 tiles, the damage was done

happened a few times asking them not to make babies, with hunger was even worse, they never listen and im the bad lady

Baker · 2018-05-24 08:21:48

YAHG wrote:

I ask my babies if they want to live, try to remember to do it for everyone child.
Had one say "n" today so I ran him out of camp and dropped him off and the lil fucker kept running. I told him to "be free" but he was prolly too far to read me.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=117634 Was that you?

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Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 10:55:03

Baker wrote:

YAHG wrote:
I ask my babies if they want to live, try to remember to do it for everyone child.
Had one say "n" today so I ran him out of camp and dropped him off and the lil fucker kept running. I told him to "be free" but he was prolly too far to read me.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=117634 Was that you?

Happy 200th post!

Baker · 2018-05-24 12:39:43

Aurora Aurora wrote:

Baker wrote:
YAHG wrote:
I ask my babies if they want to live, try to remember to do it for everyone child.
Had one say "n" today so I ran him out of camp and dropped him off and the lil fucker kept running. I told him to "be free" but he was prolly too far to read me.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=117634 Was that you?

Happy 200th post!

Oh god, I use these forums way too much. It's not the end yet, Pein has over 400!

YAHG · 2018-05-24 13:07:10

Baker wrote:

YAHG wrote:
I ask my babies if they want to live, try to remember to do it for everyone child.
Had one say "n" today so I ran him out of camp and dropped him off and the lil fucker kept running. I told him to "be free" but he was prolly too far to read me.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=117634 Was that you?

We had a nice camp.. One kid wanted to die and one of them got abducted by another one.

We were all set up for gladiator combat cause I was grey and only boys but someone hid the knife..

Billy was gonna duel me, I just wanted it to be a tourney since we were doomed.

He asked me to kill him so I did. No one else wanted to duel so I tried to get em to help me make stone floors and shit for someone to find.

Baker · 2018-05-24 13:21:21

YAHG wrote:

Baker wrote:
YAHG wrote:
I ask my babies if they want to live, try to remember to do it for everyone child.
Had one say "n" today so I ran him out of camp and dropped him off and the lil fucker kept running. I told him to "be free" but he was prolly too far to read me.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=117634 Was that you?

We had a nice camp.. One kid wanted to die and one of them got abducted by another one.
We were all set up for gladiator combat cause I was grey and only boys but someone hid the knife..
Billy was gonna duel me, I just wanted it to be a tourney since we were doomed.
He asked me to kill him so I did. No one else wanted to duel so I tried to get em to help me make stone floors and shit for someone to find.

I was Billy, I'd built it for sheep but since we were doomed I gave up. I wanted to have a proper duel but some pussy took the knife, I don't understand why. Also, I was the one who abducted that other baby, I didn't want him to be stuck in a dead civ.

I love how you didn't even hesitate when I asked for death D;

To the kid that took knife: Thanks for ruining our fun, dick.

Dishehs · 2018-05-24 13:43:26

Not exactly revenge but they deserved.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=118505

This town nearly died from famine, when I was young the town suffered from a mass starvation. I killed the two people that were left because they were useless.

Then I spent some stockpiling supplies, stabbing all babies. I kept one daughter and told her what happened, she was good and started helping. Stabbed my last few babies before I went grey.

She had 2 daughters, I only wanted her to have 1. But I didn't want to kill my grandkids in front of her. She left town for soil I think, I was about to die of old age. I killed the oldest one and died of old age.

They only made it barely 3 more generations but I tried. I left them with a uptopia and they fucked up.

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YAHG · 2018-05-24 13:53:55

Dishehs wrote:

Not exactly revenge but they deserved.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=118505
This town nearly died from famine, when I was young the town suffered from a mass starvation. I killed the two people that were left because they were useless.
Then I spent some stockpiling supplies, stabbing all babies. I kept one daughter and told her what happened, she was good and started helping. Stabbed my last few babies before I went grey.
She had 2 daughters, I only wanted her to have 1. But I didn't want to kill my grandkids in front of her. She left town for soil I think, I was about to die of old age. I killed the oldest one and died of old age.
They only made it barely 3 more generations but I tried. I left them with a uptopia and they fucked up.

Impressive! I wish there was an easier way to figure out how many kills you got..

YAHG · 2018-05-24 13:56:36

Baker wrote:

YAHG wrote:
Baker wrote:

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=117634 Was that you?

We had a nice camp.. One kid wanted to die and one of them got abducted by another one.
We were all set up for gladiator combat cause I was grey and only boys but someone hid the knife..
Billy was gonna duel me, I just wanted it to be a tourney since we were doomed.
He asked me to kill him so I did. No one else wanted to duel so I tried to get em to help me make stone floors and shit for someone to find.

I was Billy, I'd built it for sheep but since we were doomed I gave up. I wanted to have a proper duel but some pussy took the knife, I don't understand why. Also, I was the one who abducted that other baby, I didn't want him to be stuck in a dead civ.
I love how you didn't even hesitate when I asked for death D;
To the kid that took knife: Thanks for ruining our fun, dick.

I thought my daughter would have tons of bros to help her out, we had good temp and a baseline of 3 cacti but only bois

We found the knife but no one else had the fighting spirit.

I love you Billy <3

Aname · 2018-05-24 20:34:20

They killed my wife tony.

Tony maybe was a serial killer but they killed her. i felt sad and anger. so the best decision i could make was to get revenge for my wife and killed many people in the village.

then some little kid prob stabbed me in my weiner end i died bcuz blood loss.

i was the best king they had.

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