Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 09:37:47

I hope you die alone and cold in a ditch in the Bahamas

pein · 2018-05-24 09:53:25

maybe you are ugly and your moves are weak

Pronghorn · 2018-05-24 10:16:12

Aren't you in the mafia and already married to the janitor?

Morti · 2018-05-24 10:23:56

Aurora Aurora wrote:

I hope you die alone and cold in a ditch in the Bahamas

If it makes you feel better, I think I've accepted your proposal about five times.
Assuming you're the only one that keeps doing that.
But if you're also the one proclaiming me to be your baby's daddy out of the blue, and I deny it, well you'll just have to pay for the paternity test then.

And I ain't goin on no Dr. Phil Show!

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 10:27:04

Pronghorn wrote:

Aren't you in the mafia and already married to the janitor?

SHHHHHHHH

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 10:28:04

Morti wrote:

Aurora Aurora wrote:
I hope you die alone and cold in a ditch in the Bahamas
If it makes you feel better, I think I've accepted your proposal about five times.
Assuming you're the only one that keeps doing that.
But if you're also the one proclaiming me to be your baby's daddy out of the blue, and I deny it, well you'll just have to pay for the paternity test then.
And I ain't goin on no Dr. Phil Show!

5 times, eh? You were probably a shit husband

Morti · 2018-05-24 10:31:32

Aurora Aurora wrote:

5 times, eh? You were probably a shit husband

Says the woman who has asked more than five men to marry her after each one has accepted.

I think you know what you are.

I don't have to say, anymore.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 10:34:50

Morti wrote:

Aurora Aurora wrote:
5 times, eh? You were probably a shit husband
Says the woman who has asked more than five men to marry her after each one has accepted.
I think you know what you are.
I don't have to say, anymore.

Actually it was 10 if you are referring to yesterday

Morti · 2018-05-24 10:41:51

Aurora Aurora wrote:

Actually it was 10 if you are referring to yesterday

Egh, 10 in one day?

Jason won't even need to code STD's into the game. You're going to make them appear all by yourself.

I'll be joining the MGTOWs from now on. You can keep that festering cooter off me.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 10:44:06

Morti wrote:

Aurora Aurora wrote:
Actually it was 10 if you are referring to yesterday
Egh, 10 in one day?
Jason won't even need to code STD's into the game. You're going to make them appear all by yourself.
I'll be joining the MGTOWs from now on. You can keep that festering cooter off me.

It wasnt in one day, it was in one life

Alleria · 2018-05-24 11:14:07

Pronghorn wrote:

Aren't you in the mafia and already married to the janitor?

Don't you go calling me the janitor, scrublord. I'm the consigliere!

Also, me and another on the Discord RP as parents too. I love you kids! Morti, you've been mine before I bet, because you were a little shit of a child! I AM YOUR FATHER

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Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 11:15:18

Alleria wrote:

Pronghorn wrote:
Aren't you in the mafia and already married to the janitor?
Don't you go calling me the janitor, scrublord. I'm the consigliere!

Aint nobody called you that!

Lum · 2018-05-24 14:10:02

I'd marry you anytime

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 14:21:28

Lum wrote:

I'd marry you anytime

Even right now?

YAHG · 2018-05-24 14:30:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_QV97eYqM

This thread makes me think of this song..

Valences42 · 2018-05-24 14:39:16

well, at least it's death in the Bahamas...

Lum · 2018-05-24 15:06:33

Aurora Aurora wrote:

Lum wrote:
I'd marry you anytime
Even right now?

Sure wanna meet up in game?

Baker · 2018-05-24 15:13:27

This reminds of when my mother and aunt tried to set up an arranged marriage. Fuck that shit, Imagine if you could legit get married tho.

Aname · 2018-05-24 15:18:30

I was the janitor. and the aurora is a shitty husband who wont give me a golden mop!

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 15:25:42

Baker wrote:

This reminds of when my mother and aunt tried to set up an arranged marriage. Fuck that shit, Imagine if you could legit get married tho.

Wait were you Norman or Virgin?

Baker · 2018-05-24 15:39:04

Aurora Aurora wrote:

Baker wrote:
This reminds of when my mother and aunt tried to set up an arranged marriage. Fuck that shit, Imagine if you could legit get married tho.
Wait were you Norman or Virgin?

I was Norman D;. Pretty sure village died from famine tho. I thought I had a pie on me but I was wrong....

Edit: I was wrong, They lasted another 50 gens. Anyway not my proudest life lol

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The_Llamacorn · 2018-05-24 16:07:55

I think I had you as a kid once, you were a boy. You decided to marry your SISTER. I just ran off and died.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 16:18:16

Baker wrote:

Aurora Aurora wrote:
Baker wrote:
This reminds of when my mother and aunt tried to set up an arranged marriage. Fuck that shit, Imagine if you could legit get married tho.
Wait were you Norman or Virgin?
I was Norman D;. Pretty sure village died from famine tho. I thought I had a pie on me but I was wrong....

Edit: I was wrong, They lasted another 50 gens. Anyway not my proudest life lol

Oh yep sorry about that son. You were a horrible person tho so you kinda deserved it

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-24 16:19:18

The_Llamacorn wrote:

I think I had you as a kid once, you were a boy. You decided to marry your SISTER. I just ran off and died.

Yeah that was probably me

The_Llamacorn · 2018-05-24 16:25:45

Aurora Aurora wrote:

The_Llamacorn wrote:
I think I had you as a kid once, you were a boy. You decided to marry your SISTER. I just ran off and died.
Yeah that was probably me

It was really creepy, you gave your clothes to her and said "You're my future wife" xD

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