Funny last words

Tea · 2018-05-19 14:29:23

Eve Reinhardt
44 years old
21 minutes ago
Starved
Last words "I am lagging !!!!"

I just found such a great place and had such a sweet boy who was trying his best to help me. I wanted to say that he was doing amazing, but every time I ran back to the base, I was send back to where I came from and got really frustrated. Can't believe those were my last words ^^

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Bornhald · 2018-05-20 01:07:12

What horrible beast did he face and apparently beat? Unless it was death himself.

Victor Roberts
60 years old
22 minutes ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "Die vampire! Foul beast of night!"

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pein · 2018-05-20 05:25:01

i disconnected today, my first baby found the balanced ice covered desert tile and i was so close to making an axe from the last branches left in the surrounding biomes, was a shame, i couldnt even pick her up last time

Realcooldude · 2018-05-20 06:45:21

pein wrote:

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this has many
Eve Reeves
Great Grandmother
60 years old
31 hours ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "My sausages"
Rose Reeves
Big Sister
29 years old
31 hours ago
Killed by Hungry Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Becareful"
Sunil Reeves
Little Sister
56 years old
30 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Bear"
Ifechukwu Reeves
Son
31 years old
30 hours ago
Killed by Tulip Reeves
Final words: "Boot"
stabbed him asking why he chase me with knife, literally he followed me half minute with a knife

Rain Reeves
Nephew
58 years old
30 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Give me ur baby"

Willow Reeves
Great Niece
20 years old
30 hours ago
Killed by Dead Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Ty"

That dang bear. This was my family. It was one of the best games i have had yet.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-20 07:28:21

Coolwords Jokes

Angel Carrillo · 2018-05-20 16:17:13

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Me as Dennis - "TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!," a Looney Toons reference. Didn't want a boring death, so I did that. my mom did something funny too -
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sealasaurus · 2018-05-20 17:34:41

Just had epic mom who named all my kids Alex. Final words: My favorite child was Alex.

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pein · 2018-05-20 22:01:07

Realcooldude wrote:

Killed by Dead Grizzly Bear

That dang bear. This was my family. It was one of the best games i have had yet.

easy with dead bears

i gave bad names to my kids, was unique at least

me and other lady went for rabbits only, only me discovered the milkweed farm

got back the furs, but made a shirt instead back so went back, my last son born sooo far away
we ran back but bear was aggroed me cause of him, he made it back to city, i dodged around bear and made my pack too

my daughter was a hardworking girl, they stripped her like vultures, pissed me off a bit

A Meme Named Luna · 2018-05-21 05:59:13

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"I am very lost lol".

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Baker · 2018-05-21 09:49:42

Aaban
Aunt
56 years old
2 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Death by sex"

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Dishehs · 2018-05-21 13:40:32

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My mother starved as soon as I grew hair, My sister bad a rotten boy and starved. I was trying to have daughters but they suicided, I stabbed my first boy but my nephew got salty.

But he couldn't kill me because I was the last girl, I pretty much had immunity. I did keep my next boy out of pity, My nephew tried to suduce him but he starved.

I tried to keep another boy rick but I would regret it later. My filthy nephew was trying to make my daughter a sex slave, He called her ugly and a shit wife. I killed the pig finally.

My daughter had a granddaughter that she tried to abandon, I saved her. Then off all things she tried keeping a boy. I tried to kill him as a baby but they ran.

Anyway at this point I'm really old, I kill my dirty grandson and try to kill rick, I fail sadly. I'm about to die of old age.

Thankfully my shitastic son stepped on a snake soon after I died. Serves them right for selfishly trying to live so they can drain all our hard earned resources, Glad he came to his senses in the end.

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Go! Bwah! · 2018-05-21 15:26:18

A Meme Named Luna wrote:

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"I am very lost lol".

That was my mom; she birthed me in the wild, and told me about her huge city that she couldn't find anymore. By the time she was talking about starting over in the wilderness, I was old enough to fend for myself (I had a backpack from an abandoned village we had stumbled upon), and I really wanted to see the city. Since she obviously couldn't find it, I ditched her when her back was turned and used my leet tracking skills (AKA "luck") to find it, so far away that I was nearly bald by then... Crowntown.

I felt a little out of place and the city was a mess, and I kinda yearned for the simple life, but there was my grandma, my uncle, numerous cousins, so I decided to make it my own. I looked for a sapling to make a home marker; none around the city. I ranged farther and farther out, far enough that I feared losing the city myself, but the land around was completely denuded.

Well, everything runs out, right? But that wasn't the game I wanted to play, so I gave my mom (unknown to me, long dead from a snake bite) a chance to know the good news:

"I found the city, mom"

... and went off to wrestle with a snake.

Aname · 2018-05-21 17:34:52

I was the human sign!

i had a sign with the text farm on it. it was broken down with an axe so i picked it up and became the human sign!
i screamed where the farms where! people thought i had a mental disorder but they still fed me when i asked for it! I just did the lords work i was a super hero!

Greeting the Human sign!

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A Meme Named Luna · 2018-05-24 05:05:11

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pein · 2018-05-25 10:16:23

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Realcooldude · 2018-05-28 17:32:57

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Aurora Aurora · 2018-05-28 17:44:06

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An odd compliment from my dying husband

FounderOne · 2018-05-28 19:08:44

Not funny last words. But a funny age!

Angel Carrillo · 2018-05-28 21:57:08

64 years old? How? Maybe it's 2HOL

Angel Carrillo · 2018-05-28 21:58:12

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Why are you commenting about your looks? ???

Turnipseed · 2018-05-28 22:21:31

Angel Carrillo wrote:

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Why are you commenting about your looks? ???

lol i was your eve that kid had downs...

the town is dead now just FYI i came back made metal tools then fed myself to a snake when the last woman's hair went grey...

sooooo many boys...

Sibiohan · 2018-05-29 21:02:07

Ramy
59 years old
31 hours ago
Starved
Final words: "Avert your eyes from my junk"

I didn’t mean for that to be my last words but.. oh well.

teanah · 2018-06-01 04:25:14

42 years old
Killed by Shot Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Yo bear where are you i'm gonna kill ya"

Yep It ate me while I was distracted by laughing at my cleverness for taunting it... oops.

Raliax · 2018-06-03 16:14:11

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teanah · 2018-06-03 17:58:24

A grizzly bear ate most of our town.

I named my daughter Xena. told her she was a warrior princess. she would have to save us all.
My aunt Gayle was going to try and lure the bear away when I got eaten. Xena was still a baby. I am glad she made it to adulthood, but her last words cracked me up a bit.

Her last words:
Xena
32 years old
Killed by Rattle Snake
Final words: "Is bear still here?"

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