Are you becomming bored with the game?

TheRedBug · 2018-06-14 16:31:21

Let me help you. Here is a quick guide on what to do when you become bored.

Make stew
Eat stew
Give stew to someone else
Farm for stew
Stockpile ingredients for making more stew
Make more bowls and more cauldrons for stew
Teach a noob on how to make stew
Make a little 3x3 cooking stew pot, run around it in circles and tell your village you are blessing the food
If the town has so much stew, give one bite of stew to the kids so they know how delicious it is
If the town has too much stew and you are playing as a male, steal a newborn and keep it alive with some hidden stew bowls in the wilderness and tell the child to call you dad
Go on forums and scream to jason why we can't add a mushroom to the stew and make everyone high
Make a stew cooking area
Make a restaurant that only serves stew
Throw a stew party. Everyone is invited.
Try to make a drawing with stew pots
Run around the village with a stew bowl and feed people with it and scream "this is my gift to you. Now go forth and save the village!" Or other nonsense.
Fill your entire screen with seeds resulting in extensive stew making
When you start a new character, only say "stew"during your entire lifetime
Go back on forums and scream to jason why we can't put meat in stews
Make a shitton of kindlings for a huge stew cooking area
Start rambling on the health benefits on eating stew to your fellow villagers
Try to make a 3x3 unbreakable wall with a stew pot in the middle and tell people the stew inside is the personification of god and start making rituals with bones and stuff next to it
Whenever a stew pot gets eaten and the pot goes on the floor, start screaming and crying around until you or someone else make more stew in said pot
Take an empty stew pot and find a random person, and give him the pot saying "quick! They want to steal it!! Protetc it at all costs!!" And run away as if nothing happened
Make a new uncooked stew pot and put it in the center of the village and tell others the stew pot isnt ripe yet
Name all your kids with stew in the name "steward" "stewven" "mathstew" "stewphany"
"Carlstew" etc. Bonus points if you are even and your last name is stew.
As a mother, when having a baby, hold it and stay next to the stew bowl and tell him to watch it. Whenever the baby say something, say "shhh! Just watch the stew"
Try making puns in the village involving stew. Unless you find that.... STEWPID

Tell us more about stuff that you do when you are bored that involves stew!!

Anshin · 2018-06-14 17:25:22

Lamb and potato stew ... Rabbit and onion stew ...

TheRedBug · 2018-06-14 17:30:42

Seal and burdock stew: fishermen's stew
wolf&bear and berries... hunter stew

Mushroom, onions and burdock: wild stew

So many freaking possibilities!!!

Angel Carrillo · 2018-06-15 14:40:20

Oh, and try to tell jokes or make a "Duck sick" or, umm, the other joke.

forestglade · 2018-06-15 15:24:12

TACOS!

Angel Carrillo · 2018-06-15 19:32:23

Or that too. Or make another indie game reference. Or say this "I don't mind. Once when I was seven years old I sat on a banana, and of course, that changed my life."

Joriom · 2018-06-15 20:48:26

STEWen Hawking was a great guy.

Sin · 2018-06-15 21:14:07

Anyway, like I was sayin', stew is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's stew-kabobs, stew creole, stew gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple stew, lemon stew, coconut stew, pepper stew, stew soup, stew stew, stew salad, stew and potatoes, stew burger, stew sandwich. That’s about it.

Valences42 · 2018-06-15 23:43:38

Run around yelling colors and numbers and shapes. Or military phonetics.

"Red Delta, this is Square Tango, do you read me? Come in, Red Delta, the squad needs you!"

That'll confuse everyone for sure.

Angel Carrillo · 2018-06-16 13:35:29

What about making a funny sign, or just putting things in hilarious positions?

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