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TrustyWay · 2018-05-05 15:16:14

Hail ladies and gentlemen,

We have been choosen by the Gods to be the greatest species in the world at eating flesh and mushrooms.

Our duty is to please Gods with feasts, rituals and sacrifices. We travel souls and minds through mushrooms. We understand that the key to our souls is hidden and the fungus can give a vision, a path to the door that will lead to the true Reality. Reality that has been invisible all this time. When everybody will be awake, everyone shall be free from this cosmic jail that surrounds us. Remember, have you ever dream in this game ? Me neither, mushrooms are our dreams that have been removed. We must eat them back !

We party, drink blood and eat mushrooms. Mushrooms let you see the world had it is truly. The truth is right there therefore our bodies lack of something, something that mushrooms have.

When the times are hard, one of ours has to remove himself from the physical plan to reach the Gods. Sacrifices are made of cultists willing to die for the Gods and work for them in the other worlds. If there are no cultists that wants to die, babies will be taken.

You are free to create any ritual you want to make the mighty ones proud of us.

Therefore, be carefull. We have ennemies : beware of the God Jason's zealots. You may think they are nice but it is just to lure you to commit the apocalypse and the end of time, they will destroy everything. That is why we must fight them and preserve the mushrooms and our souls.

PRO : Mushrooms, (stew) feasts, sacrifices
ANTI : Monoliths, Jason zealots, End of the world

There are two current levels in this cult you can choose :

- Cultist, almost everyone is a fungus beliver, eating mushrooms is good for the spirit and body.
- Wizard : he makes sacrifices and prepare orgies and feast.

Which do you worship ?
https://strawpoll.com/hs35dx31

Last edited by TrustyWay (2018-09-10 12:55:34)

FounderOne · 2018-05-05 22:20:34

YOU FORGOT THE HOLY CACTUS GOD IN YOUR POLL!!!!

MidgetMaker · 2018-05-06 02:54:54

What is anti-spider? Just people who hope spiders never get added?

Carrot God was my vote btw. Carrot God has blessed us all at one point or another, believer or not.

YAHG · 2018-05-06 03:40:13

Mushroom is good. I think you need to work on your apologetics though

TrustyWay · 2018-05-06 14:26:22

YAHG wrote:

Mushroom is good. I think you need to work on your apologetics though

You are free to extend the horizion of the cult, my brother. We have to free the world !

MidgetMaker wrote:

What is anti-spider? Just people who hope spiders never get added?
Carrot God was my vote btw. Carrot God has blessed us all at one point or another, believer or not.

Carrot god is dying, he was strong but his power left him we cannot eat carrot all the time.

The anti spider religion is wierd, never really understand the meaning, his existence was short but is existed.

FounderOne wrote:

YOU FORGOT THE HOLY CACTUS GOD IN YOUR POLL!!!!

Cactus and berrislam are missing, I will make a new one

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The_Llamacorn · 2018-05-09 10:27:13

All hail the Mushroom God! He is the one and only true God, he will show us the way to victory!

TrustyWay · 2018-09-10 12:31:31

Shall this silly cult reborn from his ashes !

Aurora Aurora · 2018-09-10 12:46:12

Pfffttttttttt you added my anti-spider god! This is a sign! He shall be revived!

Aurora Aurora · 2018-09-10 12:47:16

MidgetMaker wrote:

What is anti-spider? Just people who hope spiders never get added?
Carrot God was my vote btw. Carrot God has blessed us all at one point or another, believer or not.

SPIDER NO! SPIDER AWAY!

TrustyWay · 2018-09-10 12:57:06

If this was anti-spiderman you would be in troubles

Anshin · 2018-09-10 14:03:50

Joriom, the milkweed god of TRUE VISION! See clearly! Only with his ropes see progress!

Joriom · 2018-09-10 15:22:23

Jesus: "Hey, dad, remember that fishing circle I've created out of boredom 2000 years ago?"
God: "Yeah son. What about it?"
Jesus: "Looks like they're still active and recruited over third of earths population!"

I can relate so much now....

Dredonkey · 2018-09-10 20:41:19

MUSHROOM CULT, IS STRONG, MUSHROOM CULT HAS POWER, THEY TRY TO SHUN THE TRUE LIGHT FROM US, THE WAY TO ASCENSION, BUT WE WILL FIND IT ANYWAYS, THROUGH POWER, STRENGTH, AND NUMBERS.... AND MUSHROOMS!!!

GrottenOlm · 2018-09-10 21:12:15

The only true god is the stew god. I pray that you degenerate heathens see the light before your inevitable demise.

In the name of the squash, and the bean, and the holy corn, amen.

Dredonkey · 2018-09-10 21:29:07

What if we put mushroom in the stew.....

TrustyWay · 2018-09-11 21:06:10

Dredonkey wrote:

What if we put mushroom in the stew.....

We just have found a new suggestion that Jason can't deny xD

Small and short effects so everybody can try and not die because it doesn't last long

GrottenOlm wrote:

The only true god is the stew god. I pray that you degenerate heathens see the light before your inevitable demise.
In the name of the squash, and the bean, and the holy corn, amen.

Houga Bouga, We eat your god for feasts, you should be thankfull that he has an important place in our cult, Houga bong bong

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