It's an OHOL play! You, dear forum person, may be acting in it!

karltown_veteran · 2018-09-11 23:57:19

*Act One of the Shroomplay*
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Shusan, a moderately attractive ginger with charming boobfreckles and ginger pubes(played by Aurora Aurora) is cradling a toddler of lumpy figure and dope-y face

Yonathon, a young stewmaker with janitor-style hair and a hopeful face(Played by TheRedbug) comes up to her
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Yonathon:Wife! We have us a child!

Shusan: Yes. It was good so I decided not to sacrifice it to the antispider gods.

Yonathon: (A shadow crosses his face) I thought we only believed in the stew gods. You said you'd converted.

Shusan rolls her eyes. Shusan: I only did that to please grandmumey (a stern, rope-building no-nonsense afrograms, played by Joriom)

In the background, Louise, a braided woman (played by lotus) is reciting poetry while three young children 'encore' her.

Also in the background, Starspawn, a curled girl with fierce eyes (played by Star) leads the bob army

Yonathon: I vote we call the child Superstewpergirl, savior of the people and enemy of antipasta.

Shusan: Well too bad because I'm calling her ANTISPIDERTM and there's nothing you can do about it.

Baby jumps down, starts asking for a backpack.

Shusan picks back up before Painseeker, a young curly haired boy of seventeen with a backpack full of knives (played by pein) can stab the little rotter and be over with it.

Yonathon: Let us consult the elder...

Shusan: Agreed.

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*Act Two of Shroomplay*
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Shusan approaches "The Elder", An old hag in all red wool with a smirk. Her name is Barltun but everyone calls her "The Elder" (played by karltown)

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Shusan: Elder we have a dilemma

Elder: OOO wuts dat u hav in ur hand? fresh meat? wld totes marry XDDD

Shusan: No XDs please, elder. Spare me this once

Elder: I'm still single all these years, wink wink wink. Part o' the lonely hearts club

Shusan: We need a name for the child

Elder: cmere baby.

Baby stays put

Elder: Ill giv u bp

Baby jumps all in a rush, flings herself towards elder

Elder picks up, "YOU aaaaRe BOOGR"

Baby is unnamed

Elder: "Dang.."

Shusan: Elder please

Elder: SHADDUP

Elder picks up again: "YOO ER BUuuger"

Shusan: Just.. give me a name please elder

Elder: Shroometta

Shusan(picks up): You are shroometta

Elder: Wait, I meant shrew meter. can we rewind?

Shroometta jumps down: "GIMME BACKPACK OLD PRUNE

Elder: Do me shroomsy (gives backpack)

Painseeker's ears prick up at the sound of happy children, gets out a knife but then becomes preoccupied by arguing with Mortimer, a sly-eyed Elvis man making a grave for a suicided baby (played by Morti)
*Act Three*

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Shusan approaches Yonathon guiltily

Yonathon: SHROOMETTA?! I always knew that elder hag was senile

Shusan: OH MY CHEEZUS YONATHON DONT LOOK NOW BUT UR MOMS APPROACHIN AND SHE LOOKS PISSED

Grandmumey (Jo Riame) approaches. There is a rope in her apron, four more in her backpack and a lasso in her hands.

Grandmumey: A grandchild. Is she pro? Is she.... (leans in, whispers) put-a-crown-on-a-horse-and-get-three-gold-ingots-for-grandmumey material?*
Shusan reluctantly puts down the child.

Grandmumey: SHROOMETTA? WHAT HAPPENED TO JORIA and/or JORIOM JUNIOR?!
Shusan: Er.... Elder... Er....

Grandmumey: This is the final straw. It is time to do what must be done.
Grandmumey ties the lasso around Shroometta's neck...

*Act Four*

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Grandmumey drags Shroometta to the church of soup. Yonathon and Shusan solemnly trail behind

Grandmumey greets the priest, an afro girl by the name of Yei-sun with something concealed in her backpack

Grandmumey: One Three Sister Stewdown please.

Yei-Sun: Right-o

Shusan: What will happen to Shroometta?!

Grandmumey: Nothing, just a ritual we all went through. It's called "bread".

Grandmumey gestures towards a tureen of boiling three sisters stew as Yei-Sun applies the word "Bread" to Shroometta's forehead with a charcoal pencil

Yei-Sun dips Shroometta upside-down and prepares to drop her into the pot
Grandmumey: (mutters) Honestly.. Shroom gods?! What were they thinking?

Yei-sun freezes: Wait, did you just say shroom gods?

Grandmumey: (apologetic) Yeah, they named her after the shroom gods....

Yei-sun's expression changes.

Yei-sun: Nice to meet some fellow Shroomers! Produces the concealed items in her backpack, four mushrooms.

Quickly and quietly she pops them into the mouths of Grandmumey, Shusan, Yonathon and Shroometta. Each one carefully relish the experience as yei-sun's face becomes that of a middle-age man, and a computer appears before her.

Grandmumey: Jeez these shrooms are powerful!

All (in unison): SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS

Camera fades to Yei-sun winking
End

*How I joined forum- I was frustrated by the apocolypse so I searched for it and found joriom's post, was mad but still joined.

Last edited by karltown_veteran (2018-09-13 12:14:48)

karltown_veteran · 2018-09-12 00:28:12

Am I too weird for forum? I am, aren't I?

Lotus · 2018-09-12 00:48:20

I love it.

karltown_veteran · 2018-09-12 01:35:41

Lotus wrote:

I love it.

Awww thanks!

Aurora Aurora · 2018-09-12 05:23:09

I’d act this out anyday. Good job!

Ben_efitThe7th · 2018-09-13 01:09:38

nEat

karltown_veteran · 2018-09-13 01:25:53

Ben_efitThe7th wrote:

nEat

thAnks

Star · 2018-09-13 07:29:27

nice

...but where am I? I mean I never post but stillllll lmao

karltown_veteran · 2018-09-13 12:15:03

Star wrote:

nice
...but where am I? I mean I never post but stillllll lmao

Fixed!

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#1 2018-09-11 23:57:19

It's an OHOL play! You, dear forum person, may be acting in it!

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