A HA HAA HAA!

Morti · 2018-10-22 06:30:23

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1268356

Born to a mother who was going to feed me to a bear, and the bear killed her.

My final letters L O L

So much satisfaction, in such a short amount of time.
Just feels like the best thing ever right now.

Baker · 2018-10-22 06:39:42

The sad part is she is young enough to simply be reborn to the same family.

Azrael · 2018-10-22 07:30:55

About that, your dead mom here, clearly I did die and didin't kill you by bear.... But i respawned, and fortunately wiped that town off the face off the earth . No more girls or women after I unleashed two bears onto the town. And then, the end XD

Roblor · 2018-10-22 10:59:13

Wow! teh coolest!

Roblor · 2018-10-22 11:00:35

Much cool! very fun!!!

Roblor · 2018-10-22 11:02:52

I want Azrael to hav my bebe. and then eat it.

Starknight_One · 2018-10-22 11:53:12

Azrael wrote:

About that, your dead mom here, clearly I did die and didin't kill you by bear.... But i respawned, and fortunately wiped that town off the face off the earth . No more girls or women after I unleashed two bears onto the town. And then, the end XD

Iconoclast or nihilist? Or simply jealous you didn't found the town?

Tea · 2018-10-22 12:26:38

Azrael wrote:

About that, your dead mom here, clearly I did die and didin't kill you by bear.... But i respawned, and fortunately wiped that town off the face off the earth . No more girls or women after I unleashed two bears onto the town. And then, the end XD

You do know that, those kind of actions don't make you a lot of friends and will give you a golden ticket, first class, to donkey town ?

My siblings and I helped our mom, Eve Cuomo, to get this place started. She found the perfect place and worked so hard for her future grandchildren. And so did everyone else who was born in this town and made it this beautiful place that is now.

And then you come around and "fortunately" killed of the city ?! Shame on you ! >:(

VioletLily · 2018-10-22 15:35:20

Tea wrote:

Azrael wrote:
About that, your dead mom here, clearly I did die and didin't kill you by bear.... But i respawned, and fortunately wiped that town off the face off the earth . No more girls or women after I unleashed two bears onto the town. And then, the end XD
You do know that, those kind of actions don't make you a lot of friends and will give you a golden ticket, first class, to donkey town ?
My siblings and I helped our mom, Eve Cuomo, to get this place started. She found the perfect place and worked so hard for her future grandchildren. And so did everyone else who was born in this town and made it this beautiful place that is now.
And then you come around and "fortunately" killed of the city ?! Shame on you ! >:(

Was this you Azrael?:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1268356

33 generations... Do you have any idea how many hours of gameplay went into that town? I agree with Tea. Shame on you! >:(

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Aurora Aurora · 2018-10-22 15:56:36

Roblor wrote:

I want Azrael to hav my bebe. and then eat it.

saem

Azrael · 2018-10-22 16:52:24

VioletLily wrote:

Tea wrote:
Azrael wrote:
About that, your dead mom here, clearly I did die and didin't kill you by bear.... But i respawned, and fortunately wiped that town off the face off the earth . No more girls or women after I unleashed two bears onto the town. And then, the end XD
You do know that, those kind of actions don't make you a lot of friends and will give you a golden ticket, first class, to donkey town ?
My siblings and I helped our mom, Eve Cuomo, to get this place started. She found the perfect place and worked so hard for her future grandchildren. And so did everyone else who was born in this town and made it this beautiful place that is now.
And then you come around and "fortunately" killed of the city ?! Shame on you ! >:(
Was this you Azrael?:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1268356
33 generations... Do you have any idea how many hours of gameplay went into that town? I agree with Tea. Shame on you! >:(

Yes that was me and also her aunt that was also me the one who'd last words are "mwahahah". Also it was fortunate because the whole town was at that point very.... dumb that couldn't make bowls I mean half of the. Asked me how to do that, it was a catastrophe they all died to bears. My sister at the end couldn't even kill a bear it was clearly a test on their skills and they all failed miserably.

Azrael · 2018-10-22 16:55:35

Tea wrote:

Azrael wrote:
About that, your dead mom here, clearly I did die and didin't kill you by bear.... But i respawned, and fortunately wiped that town off the face off the earth . No more girls or women after I unleashed two bears onto the town. And then, the end XD
You do know that, those kind of actions don't make you a lot of friends and will give you a golden ticket, first class, to donkey town ?
My siblings and I helped our mom, Eve Cuomo, to get this place started. She found the perfect place and worked so hard for her future grandchildren. And so did everyone else who was born in this town and made it this beautiful place that is now.
And then you come around and "fortunately" killed of the city ?! Shame on you ! >:(

I mean I guess it's sad? I knew it was gonna die anyways those people in the town were very clueless, I worked hard over the course of 3 lives to hide bowls....yes bowls, the single most important item in the game right now, without bowls nothing gets done. Soon they all freaked out pie production had stopped, sheep weren't getting fed, and bushes weren't getting watered. It was inevitable.

Btw, I didn't get cursed once over the course of three lives

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VioletLily · 2018-10-22 17:56:21

Azrael wrote:

VioletLily wrote:
Tea wrote:
You do know that, those kind of actions don't make you a lot of friends and will give you a golden ticket, first class, to donkey town ?
My siblings and I helped our mom, Eve Cuomo, to get this place started. She found the perfect place and worked so hard for her future grandchildren. And so did everyone else who was born in this town and made it this beautiful place that is now.
And then you come around and "fortunately" killed of the city ?! Shame on you ! >:(
Was this you Azrael?:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1268356
33 generations... Do you have any idea how many hours of gameplay went into that town? I agree with Tea. Shame on you! >:(

Yes that was me and also her aunt that was also me the one who'd last words are "mwahahah". Also it was fortunate because the whole town was at that point very.... dumb that couldn't make bowls I mean half of the. Asked me how to do that, it was a catastrophe they all died to bears. My sister at the end couldn't even kill a bear it was clearly a test on their skills and they all failed miserably.

It's absolutely ridiculous to kill an entire lineage because it currently has some new players. The line probably would have lived on if you didn't grief it. It wasn't fortunate that you killed it at all.

Azrael · 2018-10-22 18:13:41

VioletLily wrote:

It's absolutely ridiculous to kill an entire lineage because it currently has some new players. The line probably would have lived on if you didn't grief it. It wasn't fortunate that you killed it at all.

It would have...but it didn't. I'm done with this conversation if you wanna argue dm me but not here XD

EllynEve · 2018-10-23 01:37:27

This is why I try to make satellite cities when towns get bigger

The_Llamacorn · 2018-10-23 12:28:55

No point in feeding the troll, we just have to sit back and wait for him inevitably ending up in donkey town and making a bunch of posts complaining about it.

Azrael · 2018-10-23 18:52:30

Donkey Town? Never been

Solbusaur · 2018-10-23 19:21:50

But why did you do that? 'Testing' them implies they were volunteering, but you just wanted to watch the world burn before coming on here to show off the destruction of everyone's hard work. Why do people insist on ruining the fun?

Morti · 2018-10-23 22:12:14

Az, I've read through all your posts here, on this forum.

The clutter is frustrating you. The lack of organization.

It frustrates us all a little, but we live with it.

Why is the froe by the farm when it should be in the carpentry station?

Why are all these seeds so near the blacksmith?

Doesn't the baker know I need those plates to make this tool? Our whole civilization hinges on this tool, right now, and I don't have the time to get more clay!

March 20th you registered for this forum. You've been here awhile. Many of us have. But I don't get as frustrated as you. I don't find satisfaction, in ruining what people are still allowed to build.

In some games, the player has a ridiculous amount of inventory space, in this, at least for now, a carrot seed takes up a square meter of space.

That 1 seed can lead to 5 carrots or 7 seeds. In this I see the problem, and the solution, but, for now, the game is as it is. Jason has left a kind of volumetric importance to his representation of a seed. Or just decided that every object was going to take up a square meter, except the pile of rocks...

Things are getting better on that front.

What else is it that frustrates you?

The way the layout of towns emerges organically?

Everyone has a plan, for some it's just that they want to plant a few milkweed on a little patch of land in the middle of town, for others, they run around and take in the whole landscape for hundreds of square meters. Maybe they envision a town in the most complete sense of the current state of the game, complete with roads extending out to any other ideal location, but what good is all that planning if it remains in your imagination? What good would you do if you spend half your life planning and the other half telling everyone what to do so that they build what you imagine? What you have determined is best for them.

I make roads.

I farm too. I'll make tools if I can't find one. I might even help someone build the wall of a structure, if it's large enough that I don't feel the person working inside is going to feel cramped.

Let's focus on the roads though.

I don't make roads to confine things. Once I did, in a way. The 3x3 grid of wooden roads, that made sense to me at the time. It was square, it looked sharp, and it made sense with what I had considered. Now I may opt for 3x4 (four baskets of soil per cart) or, 3x5 if the person who is hauling soil is also using their backpack, as a good soil hauler should, if they plan their routes with the availability of food in mind.

Roads are nice for getting around and divisions can be as aesthetically pleasing to the eye as they are functionally effective.

Now I make roads to help people spread out. Roads that bring people in and out of city centers, roads the gatherers or lost players can follow to get back home, and roads that people with wanderlust, or the desire to begin anew, can use to aid them in the start of their journey.

My roads are as straight as practically possible. I generally don't put steps in them to connect places unless i run into a cactus, berry bush, rabbit hole or snow bank. I try to keep them as clean as possible, for good reasons.

That road that you took to go south, when you took me down there to the bear cave. I brought dozens of those flat stones using a horse and cart in a previous life. I laid them out along that path. I didn't have time that life to also stake them all in lace, but I will often stake make flat stones I lay down if there is enough time.

I also am making horse corrals and wrangling horses for towns so that when ambitious children are born, they only need to farm 8 milkweed for a lasso, lasso a horse in the corral, feed it a carrot and put a saddle on it's back.

If all goes well, they can take a road out of town to gather more resources. Stations can be farther apart and they can each have their own clutter. Women can, if they like, stand around the town center, and gossip while juggling curious babies, or they can plan ahead in their youth and make packages to carry with them in a horse and cart to a new home.

If you are born a boy, the horse and cart is a part of you. You can take it with you every where you go, to and from every job. It's the pickup truck for the working man.

You see, there is always something to give to others. While I'm working, I'll also try to keep things organized. It's nice for all the clothes to be in one place. When the skinned rabbits are near the baker, when the eggs are all gathered into one place and omlettes are ready.

There is a lot of organizing to do for the sake of your family.
Every step in the right direction makes things easier for your mother. Easier for your brothers to do the job that they set out to do, for your family.

We're all a family, Az.
In this game, on this forum, IRL across this planet, and all life across time.
We're all a family.

You are my brother, my mother, my father and my son and I want the best for you as much as I want it for us all.
For all life, for the rest of time.

We don't need problems to imagine greater things, or to become greater.
Life grows by it's very nature.
While your roots may stem from the dirt, I implore you; always reach for the stars.

--

I imagine you made a mistake allowing yourself to eaten by that bear.
I apologize for laughing at you for failing to stay alive.
I don't want you to be frustrated.
I want you to remain in this community.
You have your reasons for what you do.
I'd like you to tell me personally, but openly, what those reasons are.

I want to know where you are coming from,
and where you want this to go.

Azrael · 2018-10-23 22:34:02

Morti wrote:

Az, I've read through all your posts here, on this forum.
The clutter is frustrating you. The lack of organization.
It frustrates us all a little, but we live with it.
Why is the froe by the farm when it should be in the carpentry station?
Why are all these seeds so near the blacksmith?
Doesn't the baker know I need those plates to make this tool? Our whole civilization hinges on this tool, right now, and I don't have the time to get more clay!
March 20th you registered for this forum. You've been here awhile. Many of us have. But I don't get as frustrated as you. I don't find satisfaction, in ruining what people are still allowed to build.
In some games, the player has a ridiculous amount of inventory space, in this, at least for now, a carrot seed takes up a square meter of space.
https://i.imgur.com/BH2hWwU.png
That 1 seed can lead to 5 carrots or 7 seeds. In this I see the problem, and the solution, but, for now, the game is as it is. Jason has left a kind of volumetric importance to his representation of a seed. Or just decided that every object was going to take up a square meter, except the pile of rocks...
Things are getting better on that front.
What else is it that frustrates you?
The way the layout of towns emerges organically?
Everyone has a plan, for some it's just that they want to plant a few milkweed on a little patch of land in the middle of town, for others, they run around and take in the whole landscape for hundreds of square meters. Maybe they envision a town in the most complete sense of the current state of the game, complete with roads extending out to any other ideal location, but what good is all that planning if it remains in your imagination? What good would you do if you spend half your life planning and the other half telling everyone what to do so that they build what you imagine? What you have determined is best for them.
I make roads.
I farm too. I'll make tools if I can't find one. I might even help someone build the wall of a structure, if it's large enough that I don't feel the person working inside is going to feel cramped.
Let's focus on the roads though.
I don't make roads to confine things. Once I did, in a way. The 3x3 grid of wooden roads, that made sense to me at the time. It was square, it looked sharp, and it made sense with what I had considered. Now I may opt for 3x4 (four baskets of soil per cart) or, 3x5 if the person who is hauling soil is also using their backpack, as a good soil hauler should, if they plan their routes with the availability of food in mind.
Roads are nice for getting around and divisions can be as aesthetically pleasing to the eye as they are functionally effective.
Now I make roads to help people spread out. Roads that bring people in and out of city centers, roads the gatherers or lost players can follow to get back home, and roads that people with wanderlust, or the desire to begin anew, can use to aid them in the start of their journey.
My roads are as straight as practically possible. I generally don't put steps in them to connect places unless i run into a cactus, berry bush, rabbit hole or snow bank. I try to keep them as clean as possible, for good reasons.
That road that you took to go south, when you took me down there to the bear cave. I brought dozens of those flat stones using a horse and cart in a previous life. I laid them out along that path. I didn't have time that life to also stake them all in lace, but I will often stake make flat stones I lay down if there is enough time.
I also am making horse corrals and wrangling horses for towns so that when ambitious children are born, they only need to farm 8 milkweed for a lasso, lasso a horse in the corral, feed it a carrot and put a saddle on it's back.
If all goes well, they can take a road out of town to gather more resources. Stations can be farther apart and they can each have their own clutter. Women can, if they like, stand around the town center, and gossip while juggling curious babies, or they can plan ahead in their youth and make packages to carry with them in a horse and cart to a new home.
If you are born a boy, the horse and cart is a part of you. You can take it with you every where you go, to and from every job. It's the pickup truck for the working man.

You see, there is always something to give to others. While I'm working, I'll also try to keep things organized. It's nice for all the clothes to be in one place. When the skinned rabbits are near the baker, when the eggs are all gathered into one place and omlettes are ready.
There is a lot of organizing to do for the sake of your family.
Every step in the right direction makes things easier for your mother. Easier for your brothers to do the job that they set out to do, for your family.
We're all a family, Az.
In this game, on this forum, IRL across this planet, and all life across time.
We're all a family.
You are my brother, my mother, my father and my son and I want the best for you as much as I want it for us all.
For all life, for the rest of time.
We don't need problems to imagine greater things, or to become greater.
Life grows by it's very nature.
While your roots may stem from the dirt, I implore you; always reach for the stars.
--
I imagine you made a mistake allowing yourself to eaten by that bear.
I apologize for laughing at you for failing to stay alive.
I don't want you to be frustrated.
I want you to remain in this community.
You have your reasons for what you do.
I'd like you to tell me personally, but openly, what those reasons are.
I want to know where you are coming from,
and where you want this to go.

That was a thoughtful post I appreciate it. I wish the mechanics of the game were easier but I guess only time will tell ~~~~~

Azrael · 2018-10-23 22:36:04

Solbusaur wrote:

But why did you do that? 'Testing' them implies they were volunteering, but you just wanted to watch the world burn before coming on here to show off the destruction of everyone's hard work. Why do people insist on ruining the fun?

Just wanted to mention that this post was not started by me. KEK

Solbusaur · 2018-10-25 00:40:25

Well, it is still directed to you

Azrael · 2018-10-25 00:43:52

Youre adding nothing of substance to this forum.

Solbusaur · 2018-10-25 00:48:03

Whaaaat?

parker · 2018-10-25 00:48:34

Azrael wrote:

Youre adding nothing of substance to this forum.

and youre adding nothing to the game!

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