Roast battle!

GreatShawn · 2018-11-04 03:36:18

Recently I'm feeling a little bit too much urge to roast... so I decided to come here to practice! Who dares to challenge?

(P.S: I'm not a god level at roasting, so be prepared to see me lose )

Roblor · 2018-11-05 20:45:31

GreatShawn is such a bad OHOL-player, that he once died while trying to use a snare on a bear cave.

GreatShawn · 2018-11-06 00:29:11

Roblor wrote:

GreatShawn is such a bad OHOL-player, that he once died while trying to use a snare on a bear cave.

Roblor your profile picture is pretty accurate to you in real life, I think that your mom will be fond of that (that is if you have one).

karltown_veteran · 2018-11-06 00:55:56

Yo yo yo, my name is Karltown
Ive been dormant for a millennium
I am hear to tell you that *insert name* sucks
*insert name*'s head is filled with rucks (rocks)

I'm sorry I've been gone (from OHOL)
But I've been picking mangoes for far too long
Also, aurora, love the profile pick
*insert name* has a tiny d_ck

Jason : Whaaat (except its not rlly a rapper what and more like a confused what)

I like mangos and I like dye
But the truth is that I hate to die
I like fishes and I like cards
But it's hard to play when *insert name*'s head is made of lard

Looking forwards to playing again
-yo-
In all reality I love romancing the OHOL men
-yo-
Even tho they run from my roses with fear
-yo-
I know I'll hit it off with them if Jason adds beer
-yo-
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo--
Jason : -Whaaaaat?

karltown_veteran · 2018-11-06 00:57:01

-Oh wait did you say roast battle? I thought you said rap battle... /blush

GreatShawn · 2018-11-06 01:02:14

lol learn to look and dont forget to breathe.

karltown_veteran · 2018-11-06 01:06:07

GreatShawn wrote:

lol learn to look and dont forget to breathe.

-raps again-

That's really neat
Advice you guys
You don't want to go to the
Big cheese in the skies

Or down to the depths
Where all there is to drink
Is poisonous cow pee
And playing card ink

Jason : Whaaaat

So don't forget to breathe
Or you just might find
That something mumble jumble just might
Die banana rind

Last edited by karltown_veteran (2018-11-06 01:07:11)

GreatShawn · 2018-11-06 01:10:16

Buddy... Do you have eyes?

karltown_veteran · 2018-11-06 01:23:57

GreatShawn wrote:

Buddy... Do you have eyes?

-raps-

Yo, I have eyes, can see
Just how stupid you're pretending to be
Wait, bud, man, are you for real?
Or are you concussed from slippin' on banana peels?

Clearly rap's what I was born to do
Well, I guess true passion's never visited you
I was the one who killed democracy
And I'll be the one to lead the poodle monarchy

Jason : Whaaaat

And I will shave their fur and they'll be pitbulls then
And I'll tell em to chase after the more cowardly men
But I never mentioned boys so you might survive
So long as you hide inside the ancient satan archive

Jason : Whaaat

You'll be right at home with all the 666
Cuz you and satan, let's face it, you're both pricks
And guess what buddy this is roasting too
Are you happy now buddy does that suit you

*micdrop*
*Karltown struts off the stage*

Jason: Whaaaaaaat?

GreatShawn · 2018-11-06 01:29:22

Ok. Good thing that satan is on my side. You can have sex with that poodle that you're starting a monarchy with, and you can have a bunch of none human none poodles babies.

GreatShawn · 2018-11-06 01:30:23

And also, you dont deserve to be on a stage, your feet is way to dirty to be on an honorble place like that.

karltown_veteran · 2018-11-06 01:46:45

GreatShawn wrote:

And also, you dont deserve to be on a stage, your feet is way to dirty to be on an honorble place like that.

What kinda sex life you getting if you think I'd stoop so low?
Oh wait, that's a big boy concept, you wouldn't know
It's are, not is, so get it right
You aren't some kind of trilobite

And don't has an apostrophe
You should have learnt all this when you were three
And satan wouldn't work with a kid like you
But maybe you'll get to be the meat in his stew

Jason : Whaaat?

I don't need a stage, the world's a stage
Since you're a rat, I must be a sage
And dirty feet have been walking long
But dirty paws are sick and they pong

Don't need a mic to amplify
My words and thoughts all aim so high
They hit quite low as well
So maybe they'll visit you in hell

Jason : Whaaaaat?

And, no, I'm not a bible freak
But I've made more churches than I can name
And every bible goes a little like:
"The dodo wasn't invited to Noah's ark game"

Jason : Let's steer this away from religiously insensitive

Moving on! I'm a mushroom queen
My mushroom farms are so "go green"
I even have a story that's all about (it)
"The Life and Times of High Girl", check it out!

*puts on an advertiser's face*
And receive a free coupon with every view. And bonus pics of GreatShawn's childhood (they're sad)

*stick drop, because there are no microphones y'all*

Last edited by karltown_veteran (2018-11-06 01:46:53)

GreatShawn · 2018-11-06 01:51:04

At least I've got a childhood. Also, just because you look like an advertiser doesn't mean that you get free coupons, they're for human beings, not talking dogs.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-11-06 06:21:37

karltown_veteran wrote:

Also, aurora, love the profile pick

Thanks /blush

WalrusesConquer · 2018-11-06 07:07:54

I am so glad I read this

GreatShawn · 2018-11-07 03:59:31

WalrusesConquer wrote:

I am so glad I read this

Thank god you know how to read.

WalrusesConquer · 2018-11-07 07:10:36

Exactly! Words are a blessing.

Roblor · 2018-11-07 07:41:03

All diss aside; thanks Shawn. This is my favorite topic up-to-date!

Last edited by Roblor (2018-11-07 07:41:27)

Joseph Stalin · 2018-11-08 21:05:06

I think im gonna cry those raps were the most beautiful thing ive read in my entire life

GreatShawn · 2018-11-09 02:04:39

Joseph Stalin wrote:

I think im gonna cry those raps were the most beautiful thing ive read in my entire life

My roasts are better

MeIsZ · 2018-11-09 21:25:49

Damn these some NLSS beats right here

Vexenie · 2018-11-10 10:41:51

You're so bad at ohol- even bunnies are dangerous for your health

GreatShawn · 2018-11-12 17:43:08

Vexenie wrote:

You're so bad at ohol- even bunnies are dangerous for your health

That is not correct grammar. also, your prof picture is so realistic it almost looks like you in real life.

And at least I have a life unlike you. If i don't i wont be able to have health.

And vexenie, Ik you're the one who started the YES or NO stuff.

Vexenie · 2018-11-12 22:15:27

GreatShawn wrote:

Vexenie wrote:
You're so bad at ohol- even bunnies are dangerous for your health
That is not correct grammar. also, your prof picture is so realistic it almost looks like you in real life.
And at least I have a life unlike you. If i don't i wont be able to have health.
And vexenie, Ik you're the one who started the YES or NO stuff.

NUUUUUUuuuuuuu.... MY EGOOO!!!!

GreatShawn · 2018-11-14 04:33:18

Vexenie wrote:

GreatShawn wrote:
Vexenie wrote:
You're so bad at ohol- even bunnies are dangerous for your health
That is not correct grammar. also, your prof picture is so realistic it almost looks like you in real life.
And at least I have a life unlike you. If i don't i wont be able to have health.
And vexenie, Ik you're the one who started the YES or NO stuff.
NUUUUUUuuuuuuu.... MY EGOOO!!!!

You don't deserve eggos just like you dont deserve your life (OOHHHHHH!!!!)

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