Stories I tell babies when Im the town babysitter

Aurora Aurora · 2019-01-10 11:39:03

Nobody wants to spend the first 3 minutes of their game just sitting at a fire, doing nothing. So I tell babies little stories while they wait to explore the world.

The wolf and the rabbit

Once upon a time there was a wolf and a rabbit
They were going to see who could jump the highest
I can jump the highest! Said the rabbit
Rabbits are always the best at jumping!
I am sure I can jump the highest, so sure that you can gnaw on my tail if I lose, said the wolf
Well I'm so sure I'll win that you can eat me up if I lose, said the rabbit
They made their deal and the rabbit started jumping
He jumped a whole meter before needing to rest
The wolf said: Hah! Thats nothing! Now watch me jump!
The wolf then climbed up a tree and jumped only a centimeter
I win! Said the rabbit. I jumped a meter and you only jumped a centimeter
No, I win. Said the wolf. This tree is two meters tall so I was two meters and a centimeter in the air and you were only a meter!
The wolf was declared the winner and that night he had bunny stew for dinner
The end!

The lazy girl and the hard working girl

Once upon a time there was a girl named Hope
She was the laziest girl in town
She did nothing all day but she got away with it
Because her mother was the queen
Hope had a cousin named Faith
She was the most hard working girl in town
She made compost, baked, hunted and farmed
Just because she was asked to
One day the queen got ill with yellow fever
She got everyone in town to see her because she wanted to pass on the crown
Her lazy daughter, Hope. Of course thought she was gonna get it
But her mother told her: You are too lazy to be a queen, even if you are my daughter
Then she put the crown on hard working Faiths head and she became the queen
If you work hard good things will come to you
The end

Thats all.
Bye.

Glassius · 2019-01-10 15:49:55

I would totally stab you if I were cared by you.

Aurora Aurora · 2019-01-10 16:37:52

Glassius wrote:

I would totally stab you if I were cared by you.

Thats not very nice!

Glassius · 2019-01-10 22:29:28

What if I say "I love you" during stabbing?

Erudaru · 2019-01-11 00:21:12

That's so sweet. Although the first story is sad, the wolf cheated!

I only read notes from the library or church to my kids.

alphabetter · 2019-01-11 01:04:45

aw, that's nice! better than just waiting for three minutes to be over, for sure

I've sung lullabies to my kids before. the last time I did tho, I sung one to my oldest son, and a bear attacked town not long after he turned three. I had a bp, stuffed it full of arrows, and shot the bear. after the first shot, I had a lil girl, and when I tried to grab her from where she was born, the bear got me. my son rushed over in time for me to sing him the lullaby one last time, and then I died.

BlueDiamondAvatar · 2019-01-11 01:32:22

I would not stab you for telling me stories while I am your child. That's mean!

I tend to take my babies on tours with stops like, "Bakery" "Very cold berry patch. Sorry, not my choice." or "Sheep, we just got them!"

I used to take them to see all the things I built in a previous life, but it's finally dawned on me that no one else cares.

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