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She took it from the floor and stabbed! the drawplate almost stab trough me but i dodged it, picked it up and chased her 3 minutes until she realized.
this is the best since i seen a girl trying to eating milkweed seeds
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It's different from the usual weapon of choice: axe.
Mm, milkweed seeds. So nutritious.
Once a newbie tried to lasso sheep with a snare.
And ofc the basic raw egg eaters..
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Just now I saw a newbie trying to stab a mango tree with a knife repeatedly. Like I imagine his internal dialogue was "mango?" *stabs* "where's my mango?" *stab stab stab*
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Gotta DEFEAT the tree first to get DEM mangoes! XD
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The best for me was seeing someone try to kill me with a firebow drill
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This is funny, but remember that there's no way to learn how any of this works other than trying it. A huge part of the game for new players is sheer guesswork.
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Mm, milkweed seeds. So nutritious.
Weird! I had a dream last night that you could make this blue-green puffy paste out of milkweed seeds. People were using it for insulation, and firestarters, and food. And I really liked it.
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how bloodthirsty... must be the cousin of the guy that chased me with a bow with no arrow in it
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THIS IS SO FUNNY LMJKSJDHJSKL
throwback to when my aunt tried using the smithing hammer to chop kindling... ooooooh man
hi, im worth, call me jeremy. i do bits of doodling here and there.
i always watch my children. everyone is worth it.
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I watched in dismay as my son used bellows on a stack of steel ingots. Was he trying to cool them off???
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actually hammer and hatchet looks much the same, im still doing that sometimes, especially on zoom mod, if they place the hammer elsewhere
i seen a kid do 2 more fire bow drill without the short shaft cause he thought he makign a bow, and he was trying to pick up the arrow with it
its funny but very wasteful
also if fucking naked kids try to pick up arrows and bows they will kill someone intentionally or by accident
snowball them if they don't know pickup age
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Playing OHOL optimally is like cosplaying a cactus: stand still and don't waste the water.
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