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When i'm born into your town beware.... i will say:
"I"
"m"
"A"
"K"
"I"
"L"
"L"
"E"
"R"
Don't let me live
Ill kill you all
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why?
I'll tell you what I tell all my children: Make basket, always carry food.
Listen to your mom!
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Looking at your post history tells me you weren't like this before, so what's up?
Notable lives (Male): Happy, Erwin Callister, Knight Peace, Roman Rodocker, Bon Doolittle, Terry Plant, Danger Winter, Crayton Ide, Tim Quint, Jebediah (Tarr), Awesome (Elliff), Rocky, Tim West
Notable lives (Female): Elisa Mango, Aaban Qin, Whitaker August, Lucrecia August, Poppy Worth, Kitana Spoon, Linda II, Eagan Hawk III, Darcy North, Rosealie (Quint), Jess Lucky, Lilith (Unkle)
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When babies start trying to deliver the Gettysburg Address one letter at a time I tell them "SHH... NO BABY TALK" and then ignore their speech bubbles.
Nobody has the time to care what you have to say.
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Looking at your post history tells me you weren't like this before, so what's up?
Ive heard lots of people say one a man's a killer they just keep on killing and killing, they sort of develop a taste for blood. They'd kill one man or kill ten.. its all the same. After all, they can only hang you once.
--Grim
I'm flying high. But the worst is never first, and there's a person that'll set you straight. Cancelling the force within my brain. For flying high. The simulator has been disengaged.
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Ill kill you all
Good luck, punk.
IT PUTS ÞE BERRY IN ÞE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS ÞE HOSE AGAIN !
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When i'm born into your town beware.... i will say:
"I"
"m"
"A"
"K"
"I"
"L"
"L"
"E"
"R"Don't let me live
Ill kill you all
Git gud
I am Eve Toadvine. I name my kids Alex, Jason, Jake, Holly and Disney characters. Forager and road builder extraordinaire!
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Edgy!
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hahahah I was having fun saying that to people today (not actually killing anyone) and seeing how the city would react... fyi most of the time they kill you lol... its a fun way of getting to an eve camp when you don't wanna play in a city
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hahahah I was having fun saying that to people today (not actually killing anyone) and seeing how the city would react... fyi most of the time they kill you lol... its a fun way of getting to an eve camp when you don't wanna play in a city
Reminds me of my son yesterday that would only say the n word. At first I was alarmed but he was ultimately harmless. I think he was trying the same thing haha.
--Grim
I'm flying high. But the worst is never first, and there's a person that'll set you straight. Cancelling the force within my brain. For flying high. The simulator has been disengaged.
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you can just /die
sarcasm and jokes arent taken well in this game
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Playing OHOL optimally is like cosplaying a cactus: stand still and don't waste the water.
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austin_beale wrote:hahahah I was having fun saying that to people today (not actually killing anyone) and seeing how the city would react... fyi most of the time they kill you lol... its a fun way of getting to an eve camp when you don't wanna play in a city
Reminds me of my son yesterday that would only say the n word. At first I was alarmed but he was ultimately harmless. I think he was trying the same thing haha.
I had a baby once that baby talked "I am satan" to me.
Fortunately, I'm a fan of the show Lucifer, so we got along great.
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MultiLife wrote:Looking at your post history tells me you weren't like this before, so what's up?
Ive heard lots of people say one a man's a killer they just keep on killing and killing, they sort of develop a taste for blood. They'd kill one man or kill ten.. its all the same. After all, they can only hang you once.
Huh, that's a nice sentence. Can only be hung once... where's our torturing devices?! Oh that's right, they're called newbies.
(Just a joke people)
austin_beale wrote:Ill kill you all
Good luck, punk.
"I'll birth out two more people for every one you kill! *plop plop plop*" :'D
No no I get it, it'd be a stabbity stab war.
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Notable lives (Male): Happy, Erwin Callister, Knight Peace, Roman Rodocker, Bon Doolittle, Terry Plant, Danger Winter, Crayton Ide, Tim Quint, Jebediah (Tarr), Awesome (Elliff), Rocky, Tim West
Notable lives (Female): Elisa Mango, Aaban Qin, Whitaker August, Lucrecia August, Poppy Worth, Kitana Spoon, Linda II, Eagan Hawk III, Darcy North, Rosealie (Quint), Jess Lucky, Lilith (Unkle)
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you can just /die
sarcasm and jokes arent taken well in this game
but thats no fun pein!!!
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pein wrote:you can just /die
sarcasm and jokes arent taken well in this gamebut thats no fun pein!!!
eat banana for 5 hours for killing a legit griefer, to realize how fun is to rather die from noob rp cities
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=7986 livestock pens 4.0
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=4411 maxi guide
Playing OHOL optimally is like cosplaying a cactus: stand still and don't waste the water.
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Weird flex but ok
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Huh, that's a nice sentence. Can only be hung once... where's our torturing devices?! Oh that's right, they're called newbies.
I can actually picture jason adding shackles and a noose eventually haha. We could capture a greifer and make an example out of him in the town center.
--Grim
I'm flying high. But the worst is never first, and there's a person that'll set you straight. Cancelling the force within my brain. For flying high. The simulator has been disengaged.
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Hanging people would be fun. what is wrong with this game?
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