The gods are unhappy this day

Warumono · 2019-01-28 05:55:22

I open my eyes, given a chance at life. This life though, is cursed. I am born, and in total, eventually grow to have eighteen siblings. How, especially when we do nothing? We must be blessed. Throughout my years, I quickly realize that the gods must be unhappy with our offerings. We have not built enough altars to appease them anymore. They take away our things, every time we set them down. But they are giving us another chance, as they have also gifted us with unlimited food. My family grows close. So many of us! Laughing and eating. Our family motto becomes fat and happy. We are mighty and humorous. We cannot die! My children and my children's children return over and over again to hear the tales of how we came to live this one life. Passed down throughout generations. I bravely poke bears with no fear. At least six roam alongside us, but we are not afraid, for they retreat! Boars freeze in their tracks. But we also cannot enjoy the spoils of crafting, so we learn to just live with one another without the stresses of survival. And as it started coming to a fruitful end, my dying wish was to have a child named after me. And thus I witnessed the birth of Aloni May the II'd.

A great life it was.
Aloni May

(The update must have bugged the game, but I had surprisingly SO much fun doing absolutely nothing. It was a nice break in between the hectic bustle it usually is. I was 1 of 18, and my lineage somehow made it to eight generations. Sound off if you amazingly happened to be a May.)

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antking:]# · 2019-01-28 06:48:07

Its hard to tell a blessing from a curse!

MultiLife · 2019-01-28 06:52:46

Wasn't a May but I had my first leech life yesterday; not working but being social instead. I was born to twin towns with a pair of radios there. Throughout my childhood, I just stared at the radio and people messing around with it. Got geared up thanks to a corpse. Then a pair of villagers asked me to join them to make a third radio. I had no idea how to start so after arranging copper ingots and cold glass, I wandered away from the smithy (the guys left me at the smithy and I never saw the radio enthusiasts again so why bother making a radio if you get no help).

Then I just wandered around the towns aimlessly. Bumped into a newbie who I taught stuff, nabbed a son for me and raised him in the smaller town, hunted a turkey with my newbie friend, killed an invading bear with him, took shrooms with him (son you saw nothing - oh and sorry for not taking you to hunt with us) and basically never touched a compost cycle, well or dough.

And I didn't feel bad about it. A lil' leech life here and there for all my hard work.

Roblor · 2019-01-28 14:10:14

MultiLife wrote:

Wasn't a May but I had my first leech life yesterday...

Psssj ... you call THAT leeching?

You didn't even shear the last sheep...

MultiLife · 2019-01-28 14:50:59

Roblor wrote:

MultiLife wrote:
Wasn't a May but I had my first leech life yesterday...
Psssj ... you call THAT leeching?
You didn't even shear the last sheep...

I was a leech, not a newbie.
And I was a nice leech, leeches are a spectrum!

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Warumono · 2019-01-28 17:46:09

Hahaha yess!!!

Oh, and turns out my family made it thirteen generations of fat and happy when I got up this morning. Victory!

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apereason · 2019-01-28 23:28:08

Yesterday I realized the tutorial area was broken because I was trying to speedrun it and I spent a little while panicking with the noob eves. (running through broken walls, etc.)

I did have one life though and I spent my whole life trying to make an apron. The problem was that the sheep would magically get unsheared and the wool disappeared. sometimes the string would turn back into wool and the tools would often disappear for several years (most importantly the shears) Anyway I lived until age 53.

A girl had the same quest as me to make an apron but I had been around longer so I tried to take the string she was storing in a basket. The basket disappeared and she got so angry at me she decided to kill me. I forgot about the incident and she later shot me with an arrow. I did not want her to get the boots I had managed to get through hard labor so I ran deep into the woods behind a tree. She couldn't see where I died because she was so slow while holding the murder bow.

We had no food problems! Just click the berry bush and they come right back!

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Warumono · 2019-01-28 23:31:24

LOL omg, no kidding with this bug it takes freaking forever to get anything made, that's why my entire family didn't even bother, hahaha. I'm honestly surprised you got that far with boots and aprons.

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