There's nothing fun on the forums right now

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-13 01:46:23

Where's the stories? The pictures? The cults?
Where's the romances?
Yeah all right that's all.

Grim_Arbiter · 2019-03-13 02:25:49

I was gonna post a story yesterday of the jury family, but didn't think anyone really wanted to hear it.

Some people including myself have been making various shrines this week, so look out for those!

futurebird · 2019-03-13 02:36:11

I want to hear it!

pein · 2019-03-13 03:19:03

Grim_Arbiter · 2019-03-13 03:41:26

Last night was a rare night for me, I played like four lives in a row. I usually have to have a cigarette break after a full life or two (horrible habit, don't do it ever) but I saw Tarr get the tutorial town going and wanted to see if I could get there. I probably could have if I used the /die command, but I ONLY suicide if the mom asks me to.

The jury life was the last life of them all, and the ones before that were pretty standard stuff. I did waste half of one life trying to trap a penguin that was in the swamp part of town in a pen. I almost did until my actually productive brother built a trash pit and tossed most of the rabbit bones I was using to trap him. I wasn't mad at all though cause he was my boot bro, and I was kinda messing around.. We both had old boots.

When I was born into the jury family it was a gen 3 chaotic scenario. I cant remember my name off the top of my head, but it was my mom and aunt with their kids trying to survive. If I hadn't immediately went to forage as a child I would have been done for. I clothed myself with a reed skirt and a sealskin coat and went to work with the food situation.

Made those essential pre pen eggs and saw my mom going to hunt more seals. I grabbed a piece of flint and headed behind her. I think we were both underestimating the size of that snow biome size and how cold we were going to get. I barely made it out of there and only had one sealskin to show for it, while I lost my mom in the process. When I made it back someone was building the pen, and I went over to help them.

We cranked out that pen. When two people have an understanding of the build it can be done surprisingly quick. I scouted for the moufloun and told the main builder where they were. He told me that he didn't actually know how to catch the sheep and I was actually kinda dumbfounded. I knew how to catch sheep before I ever learned pen building and was surprised someone could learn it the opposite way. I decided to show him how and we set off with everything.

As soon as we got there I told him how we had to wait for a lamb, and we camped the moufloun. This was a very tiny biome with one moufloun, a wolf I killed when scouting, and one bear cave. Somehow the only other male in that village other than us two had either followed us or waited and hunted us. He let the bear out as soon as we were about to shoot the moufloun.

It might have been a kid i poked with a long shaft I lit and said "poke" when he was standing in the fire. He said something about killing me, but I didn't think he'd survive.

Well the bear gets let out and i scramble left and the pen builder goes right. I end up getting mosquito stung and if it wasnt for a banana tree in a snow biome right next to it i woulda been toast. when I get over my fever I go back to find that the pen builder had shot the arrow for the moufloun into the bear.. welp

We both make it back to the village and eventually we are both ready to try again, but the village is dying. This is our last hope and attempt. We manage to do it and successfully fill the pen, but it might have been too late. The village is down to five people including us, and there is only one girl. We were both old by this point and the pen builder died before I did. He didn't get to see the village finally die like I got to, and my last effort in that life was burying him next to his pen.

futurebird · 2019-03-13 04:47:23

intense!

breezeknight · 2019-03-13 08:04:46

my current lives are nothing special
one positive is, i am not being killed, very few attempts, so that's a plus
i die often to boars, mosquitos & wolves, too often & at times with a cart, too bad

i am always very happy to see that someone had the foresight to plant a bunch of maple trees & such
but some players are still being quite jerks, like yesterday a female who made about six bowls & six plates
but as i wanted to set out an omeletts spot for all to survive better, she claimed them as "hers", i hope she'll have some miserable lives

i made a small milkweed spot a touch away from the town
for the first time since milkweed has been nerfed
but it's so darn necessary for the carts & often even for the snares
i could have claimed too that milkweed "mine", but nah

- - -

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Whatever · 2019-03-13 08:55:24

pein wrote:

great hair !

Last edited by Whatever (2019-03-13 20:55:56)

w0wma · 2019-03-13 10:20:22

breezeknight wrote:

my current lives are nothing special
one positive is, i am not being killed, very few attempts, so that's a plus
i die often to boars, mosquitos & wolves, too often & at times with a cart, too bad
i am always very happy to see that someone had the foresight to plant a bunch of maple trees & such
but some players are still being quite jerks, like yesterday a female who made about six bowls & six plates
but as i wanted to set out an omeletts spot for all to survive better, she claimed them as "hers", i hope she'll have some miserable lives
i made a small milkweed spot a touch away from the town
for the first time since milkweed has been nerfed
but it's so darn necessary for the carts & often even for the snares
i could have claimed too that milkweed "mine", but nah
- - -

i think i may have spawned in that town... was it the 'bacon' family?

breezeknight · 2019-03-13 11:08:51

w0wma wrote:

i think i may have spawned in that town... was it the 'bacon' family?

can't recall, can't find the fam in the fam tree, sorry

Tea · 2019-03-13 13:50:34

I've never told this story, I don't think that it's a very impressive story but it was one of my favorite life ^^

I was once born as a male to nice town and got a bit bored. I didn't want to make pies or compost or tend the farms since I've done that a million times the past hours (sometimes everything at once). So I decided to stir a little bit of drama in this town and start killing.

Mind you, I've never killed unless it was a Griefer. I never felt the urge to finish a line by killing every female, even though I got tempted so many times (mostly in towns where the IQ level was bellow 0).

So this life, I decided to be the bad guy, to kill older men and women and some boys. I wanted to Roleplay as an evil man who became crazy after the death of his beloved sheep and started to kill in secret, outside town. I wanted them to fear the outside world.

But, as I mentioned before, I've never killed more than two people in one life. I didn't know how to kill without being caught. So I pretended to be a Wolf and Bear Hunter and tried to lure some boys to follow me into the wild where I could kill them in peace (this was before the temperature update and when mosquitoes were still doctors).

I found a boy who just grew hair and told him if he wanted to become a hunter just like me, killing all those bad wolves and bears. Excited, he followed me with a bowl of berries. Yes ! My first victim !

So I thought. I was about to kill this innocent little guy when his mother showed up with another infant in her arms. She didn't trust me and followed us. There I was with three witnesses. I continued to play my role as a hunter and explained the boy what we were going to do. He started to call me dad and got very excited. He never killed a wild animal before. The little boy in the woman's arms started to call me dad as well and said that he wanted to join us.

I felt bad. I didn't wanted to kill them, now that they were all hyped up and were looking forward to this adventure. Then the woman died. She was naked, had an infant in her arms and didn't have food near her.

So there I was, alone with one infant and one little boy. I could have killed the boy and let the infant starve, since we were quite far from town. But I didn't want to kill anymore.

I brought the baby back home, made sure that my son had filled his bowl with berries, took a cart with two baskets of pies, bow and arrows and lived my life teaching my son how to hunt bears.

I showed him how to kill them by standing on an object, we killed all the wolves in the area and made lots of hats and killed at least 10 bears. In the end, my son got bit by a wolf and since we didn't have pads near us, I told him to get bit by a mosquito swarm. But I stepped in one which caused my son's and my death.

It was a good life !

futurebird · 2019-03-13 14:46:18

breezeknight wrote:

i am always very happy to see that someone had the foresight to plant a bunch of maple trees & such
but some players are still being quite jerks, like yesterday a female who made about six bowls & six plates
but as i wanted to set out an omeletts spot for all to survive better, she claimed them as "hers", i hope she'll have some miserable lives

- - -

That was me. I was making a limed corn station and you need a lot of bowls. So I made a new kiln, put out a floor, make the plates and bowls and was ready to cook the lime when the bowls got snatched again. I made them for the lime so that I would not take up community bowls with the project. Probably should have gone further away. Didn't mean to annoy but people had been taking items from that area for the whole life.

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-13 20:45:28

pein wrote:

Dats cool. A nice change from your booby girl.

pein · 2019-03-14 09:57:40

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-14 13:53:25

pein wrote:

But why is the hair ō_ō

pein · 2019-03-15 00:37:01

testing my new furry plugins
got some reptile skins too
think i gonna steal some art from the other game i play, makes sense when the people are in this side/isometric position
already figured out that hair is like 3 pixels further from corner of eyes, like a circle, might help with positioning

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