My Bang List

YannaChan · 2019-03-22 00:56:27

Hey Karltown! I was your amazing daughter Ali, When i was 43 or something I gave my daughter the crown, but my sister, Love, stole it, so I stabbed her. She then said it was a joke and I was reallly mad. I then got stabbed by Dijon. Love was a retarded bitch.

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-22 02:16:07

YannaChan wrote:

Hey Karltown! I was your amazing daughter Ali, When i was 43 or something I gave my daughter the crown, but my sister, Love, stole it, so I stabbed her. She then said it was a joke and I was reallly mad. I then got stabbed by Dijon. Love was a retarded bitch.

Love had.. issues. But hi to you too! Sorry I was banging your mother the whole time

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-22 02:17:10

GreatShawn wrote:

I fear that karltown is going to give everyone AIDS
Please dont infect me karltown i have a future and a house and a wife for me to smash.

If you can get someone to marry you that is

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-22 02:18:48

[x] First time
[x] At least three wild animals
[ ] A dead body
[ ] A person and a dead body at the same time
[x] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[x] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[x] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[x] As an old man / woman
[x] Butt naked
[ ] With your sister / brother
[x] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[ ] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[x] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[x] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[x] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[x] As you age up + character model changes
[x] With a king / queen
[x] With someone unrelated to you
With someone bleeding out & with someone holding a bloody weapon = check and check

Last edited by karltown_veteran (2019-03-23 02:55:36)

jord1990 · 2019-03-22 10:31:57

I hope everyone can see now why we don't and never will have an option for a male to 'interact' with a female.

Whatever · 2019-03-22 11:05:38

jord1990 wrote:

I hope everyone can see now why we don't and never will have an option for a male to 'interact' with a female.

What do you mean?
You think, the thinks karltown does should not happen? But not having female / male interaction doesnt stop him, so where is your point?
Maybe its even the opposite, if there were female male interaction he would need to follow certain rules in order to do it.
Right now he will just do whatever he wants and pretends it is sex.
But if there was a sex mechanic he probably wouldnt do that, he would only be able to do sex between female and males and not kids / dying people / animals.
People will make thinks up if it isnt in game, if there is no mechanic for it, but if there is one they will follow it, there is no need to make thinks up anymore.

Jaona · 2019-03-22 12:24:06

YannaChan wrote:

Hey Karltown! I was your amazing daughter Ali, When i was 43 or something I gave my daughter the crown, but my sister, Love, stole it, so I stabbed her. She then said it was a joke and I was reallly mad. I then got stabbed by Dijon. Love was a retarded bitch.

Wow rude, I was just borrowing it for a second :'DDDD
Seeing my mom and dad constantly bang in front of my face messed my brain up, so did Dijon saying he had a kid with you when I had the hots for him.

Last edited by Jaona (2019-03-22 12:25:21)

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-22 14:12:20

Jaona wrote:

YannaChan wrote:
Hey Karltown! I was your amazing daughter Ali, When i was 43 or something I gave my daughter the crown, but my sister, Love, stole it, so I stabbed her. She then said it was a joke and I was reallly mad. I then got stabbed by Dijon. Love was a retarded bitch.

Wow rude, I was just borrowing it for a second :'DDDD
Seeing my mom and dad constantly bang in front of my face messed my brain up, so did Dijon saying he had a kid with you when I had the hots for him.

Sorry daughters, but you did follow me and your mom around when we were trying to get action so you can't blame us. Cockblockers.

WalrusesConquer · 2019-03-22 19:55:53

Hey I married your grandkid! I was called Lilly Omega II (also named after a relative)!
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3854166

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-22 22:15:00

WalrusesConquer wrote:

Hey I married your grandkid! I was called Lilly Omega II (also named after a relative)!
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3854166

Oh cool!

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-25 02:05:02

I haven't been adding to my bang list for the past few days because apparently everyone's turned pure or something

Oblong · 2019-03-25 02:14:15

Would fucking a twin sister/brother count as fucking a sister/brother?

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-25 14:17:04

Oblong wrote:

Would fucking a twin sister/brother count as fucking a sister/brother?

Yes

GreatShawn · 2019-03-25 17:16:44

The only reason karltown is doing this is because she cannot enjoy the pleasure in real life other than masturbating. or other people are afraid to get aids from her.

futurebird · 2019-03-25 17:57:28

Shawn WTF. So rude... and for no damn reason. Karltown is awesome.

futurebird · 2019-03-25 18:00:44

On another note some girl asked me to bang in-game and I blushed and then ran away to live in another town. My OHOL charecers are just as easily flustered as I am.

Luniatji · 2019-03-25 18:00:57

Shawn is just sad he wasn't by the Banging Foursome

GreatShawn · 2019-03-25 18:41:59

hey, I'm 13, do you expect me to have sex with some random girl?

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-25 22:59:39

Luniatji wrote:

Shawn is just sad he wasn't by the Banging Foursome

Whatever happened to the Fuckbuddy Foursome? We should bring them back.

Starknight_One · 2019-03-25 23:58:40

GreatShawn wrote:

hey, I'm 13, do you expect me to have sex with some random girl?

... that's what I wanted when I was 13... so yes?

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-26 00:36:21

Starknight_One wrote:

GreatShawn wrote:
hey, I'm 13, do you expect me to have sex with some random girl?
... that's what I wanted when I was 13... so yes?

Lol

WalrusesConquer · 2019-03-26 06:52:25

I thought you said you were 14? Also +1 for not randomly mentioning your race!

GreatShawn · 2019-03-26 17:00:49

WalrusesConquer wrote:

I thought you said you were 14? Also +1 for not randomly mentioning your race!

Did i say i was 14? i didn't remember.

Age comes and goes by like no one can imagine
-GreatShawn, the great philosopher.

karltown_veteran · 2019-03-26 17:33:33

I got with a skeleton

[x] First time
[x] At least three wild animals
[x] A dead body
[ ] A person and a dead body at the same time
[x] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[x] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[x] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[x] As an old man / woman
[x] Butt naked
[ ] With your sister / brother
[x] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[ ] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[x] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[x] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[x] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[x] As you age up + character model changes
[x] With a king / queen
[x] With someone unrelated to you
I thought "with a goose" was one of them for some reason, so here's some complimentary goose action, though it doesn't count

Last edited by karltown_veteran (2019-03-26 18:53:28)

Mandymom · 2019-03-26 17:52:47

this reminds me of when I used to rp sex on roblox back when they stopped caring about the rules

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