Most WTF birth ever.

futurebird · 2019-03-25 04:34:29

I'm born and my mom is in rags, dragging sledge with 4 full berry bowls through the wilds. She already has one kid with her. We are 1.8k from the bell town and my mother wants walk there with two kids and a sledge of berries!

Then, suddenly she has quadruplets! My older brother was like "f-em" but this lady is going to feed us all. It was so funny, all these babies trailing after the sledge.

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I was worried I'd eat too much so I went off on my own and got dead. Mosquitos are awful and they cheat.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3892239

Last edited by futurebird (2019-03-25 04:35:51)

Oblong · 2019-03-25 05:36:18

I spent a good 5 minutes laughing. I’m glad someone screenshotted proof of this event.

Hi! I’m actually the mom who took care of these kids. I went crazy. I’m kind of glad that I brought the sledge with me, since otherwise I probably would have died along with everyone else in the party.

I started off from 3.1k, brought the sledge with bowls of berries along at 2.7k since I thought it was a good idea to stack up on food (sadly there were no wheels or enough iron to create a bow saw for wheels, so I had to use the sledge) and then had you kids.

We ended up splitting up as well, your older brother and I walking along (but he starved). Two of the quads ended up dying.

I said ‘screw this’ after your brother died, and left the sledge behind to go all the way to the bell. I made it! Shortly after, the remaining two of the quad squad came to the town as well. It was abandoned, but they had babies so hopefully it’s still going.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3892414

Last edited by Oblong (2019-03-25 05:37:15)

Oblong · 2019-03-25 06:05:56

Turns out one member of the quad squad was streaming this, too.

https://youtu.be/aL5f4ID7E98

Here’s footage of the first three minutes. Her twitch is temmiesaurus if you want to check the rest of the stream (the quad squad’s life) out.

futurebird · 2019-03-25 08:00:38

That video is amazing. I was laughing so loud. I was the one with the bad hair.

Averest · 2019-03-25 14:04:21

You all better send Oblong Mother's Day cards and a nice bouquet of flowers.

Oblong · 2019-03-25 16:03:22

Too bad they’re all dead.

Shame, the line died...

I was watching their stream. The only living girl they had didn’t want to live.

Last edited by Oblong (2019-03-25 16:03:51)

futurebird · 2019-03-25 16:05:14

Im still impressed with you. Happy mothers day.

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