Will the penguin ever have a purpose?

Cookie · 2019-05-30 23:27:27

If only you could skin this little bastard and get a nice tuxedo...

denriguez · 2019-05-30 23:44:32

No. As the good Lord intended.

RodneyC86 · 2019-05-30 23:51:16

I swear, these bird are evil and are up to something. They periodically show up from their ice holes to spy on us. Think about it, they can go under a hole and not popout again for years!! No animal can hold their breath that long, so...

They actually live in massive highly advanced underwater cities and are plotting to wipe out all of humankind.

So yes, we need a way to interact with these ****ers

In real life, Antarctica is massive I will bet they have a secret base somewhere within the entire god forsaken continent. They are the true scourge waiting to kill us all.

*Bad absurd post*

Grim_Arbiter · 2019-05-30 23:53:52

I spent half a life trying to trap one that was in our village that I named kevin. This was before fences though, and someone built a trash pit and started throwing away the bone needles I was using to trap him.

If I ever see a penguin super close to home again ill trap him for real this time.

Cookie · 2019-05-31 01:04:30

I also find them to be super shady, especially how their little head is tilted upwards... like they stare you right in the eye.

pein · 2019-05-31 02:32:23

futurebird · 2019-05-31 02:37:16

it goes "mneaaah" what more do you want?????

Guppy · 2019-05-31 05:11:21

RodneyC86 wrote:

I swear, these bird are evil and are up to something. They periodically show up from their ice holes to spy on us. Think about it, they can go under a hole and not popout again for years!! No animal can hold their breath that long, so...
They actually live in massive highly advanced underwater cities and are plotting to wipe out all of humankind.
So yes, we need a way to interact with these ****ers
In real life, Antarctica is massive I will bet they have a secret base somewhere within the entire god forsaken continent. They are the true scourge waiting to kill us all.

*Bad absurd post*

Plotting to? Civilization is already gone, why do you think were rebuilding it in the first place? Its those darn penguins

Last edited by Guppy (2019-05-31 05:11:34)

RodneyC86 · 2019-05-31 05:12:35

Guppy wrote:

RodneyC86 wrote:
I swear, these bird are evil and are up to something. They periodically show up from their ice holes to spy on us. Think about it, they can go under a hole and not popout again for years!! No animal can hold their breath that long, so...
They actually live in massive highly advanced underwater cities and are plotting to wipe out all of humankind.
So yes, we need a way to interact with these ****ers
In real life, Antarctica is massive I will bet they have a secret base somewhere within the entire god forsaken continent. They are the true scourge waiting to kill us all.

*Bad absurd post*
Plotting to? Civilization is already gone, why do you think were rebuilding it in the first place? Its those darn penguins

Penguins, the real griefers of OHOL

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#1 2019-05-30 23:27:27

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