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schmloo

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Registered: 2019-06-15

Posts: 200

hOw tO go To wAaaR - ONEHOURONELIFEOHOL

stepe 1: Bounce on clothes, and backpacks with swords.

stepe 2: Say “lol” when grandma dies after spending her whole life getting oil, maintaining an entire farm by herself or baking pies and bread for an entire 20+ population village.

stepe 3: Eat berries and pies at age 5-12 not really doing anything for the village except watering the occasional berry bush.

stepe 4: Take the only horse cart and ride towards the bell. Maybe you’ve convinced others to come along too if you’re really close, in which case you don’t take the horse cart but instead an entire basket of pies and all of the pads/thread.

stepe 5: Proceed to take any weapons lying around in the town you’re raiding. Soil all of the pads and hide the thread.

stepe 6: Kill straggler girls that wander out of town. Silly idiots should just talk by the fire instead of doing work smh. Kill people with swords on their backpacks.

stepe 7: Slaughter the rest of the town, not realising that it will area ban a good portion of the server’s players. It’s not like you’re claiming the town for the rest of your family, it’s just for fun.

stepe 8: Roleplay as conquerer for the rest of your life, make no effort to rebuild the town. That’s your peasant kids’ jobs.

stepe 9: Die of old age, rinse and repeat because you don’t know how to do anything else.

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Lotus

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Registered: 2018-04-28

Posts: 561

Re: hOw tO go To wAaaR - ONEHOURONELIFEOHOL

will do thx

arkajalka

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From: Eesti

Registered: 2018-03-23

Posts: 492

Re: hOw tO go To wAaaR - ONEHOURONELIFEOHOL

stepe 3.5: Kill every fertile woman in your town

stepe 3.6: Convince your gay club to join you

stepe 11: Die with your gay club  with no kiddo and end the family line to total victory

stepe 12: Last words "All your bases belong to us -xxpussyslayerxx"

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ollj

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Registered: 2019-06-15

Posts: 626

Re: hOw tO go To wAaaR - ONEHOURONELIFEOHOL

pros first kill their own family, then raid 2 more foreign families.