The Anti-Spider God revolution is here!

Aurora Aurora · 2018-04-10 07:32:37

Brothers! Sisters! Listen up! I have a truth to tell you! It's the truth of the Anti-Spider God! He will save us from the spiders!

So basically I created a OHOL religion that I teach to all of my children. It's a religion based on an Anti-Spider God who protects us from the mean spiders. The spiders are mean because they eat our bones.

Ive set a few rules in place for all Anti-Spider followers.

The rules follow;

1. We pray to the Anti-Spider God everyday, to pray we say "Spider no! Spider away!" so the Anti-Spider God takes the spiders away.

2. We kill all the people who follow another god (Aka the fucking carrot god) /denies the evildoings of the spiders/denies the Anti-Spider Gods existence.

3. We teach all our children about the Anti-Spider god.

4. We name all our children Aurora. (No matter what gender)

Don't let the spiders eat your bones! Teach your children, your childrens children and your childrens childrens children about the Anti-Spider God today!!
Don't let them eat you!!!!!!

Aname · 2018-04-10 07:56:22

I wont believe in youre pathetic spider god.

I killed you once and i will kill you again. I will kill every aurora there is.
Everyone who believes in the anti spider god will die!

Thexus · 2018-04-10 07:56:59

infidel, carrot god is the only true god

Traddy · 2018-04-10 07:59:40

This religion is even more pathetic than Carroticism, I've never seen a spider in my many lives! Your religion is nothing but fear mongering.

The Holy Berry Bush is merciful and infinitely understanding.

breezeknight · 2018-04-10 08:05:08

Traddy wrote:

This religion is even more pathetic than Carroticism, I've never seen a spider in my many lives! Your religion is nothing but fear mongering.
The Holy Berry Bush is merciful and infinitely understanding.

amen

Aname · 2018-04-10 08:06:50

Traddy wrote:

This religion is even more pathetic than Carroticism, I've never seen a spider in my many lives! Your religion is nothing but fear mongering.
The Holy Berry Bush is merciful and infinitely understanding.

This is fake news.

The only god that is great is the cactus god!!!

He is the best! and noone will defeat the cactus god.

Go! Bwah! · 2018-04-10 08:14:28

Weasel Spirit gets you out of tough situations. More useful.

But we Weaselites keep it to ourselves. Those deserving of Weasel Spirit's blessing will come to Weasel Spirit naturally.

Traddy · 2018-04-10 08:15:06

The Cactus God is false as well, its fruit may be powerful, but it comes from the land of danger noodles, you see, the cactus god is a trick, a lure, it drags us into the grasps of the many slither boys. Do not fall for this trick my friends, the Holy Berry Bush is all powerful, and purely good.

Aname · 2018-04-10 08:20:02

Traddy wrote:

The Cactus God is false as well, its fruit may be powerful, but it comes from the land of danger noodles, you see, the cactus god is a trick, a lure, it drags us into the grasps of the many slither boys. Do not fall for this trick my friends, the Holy Berry Bush is all powerful, and purely good.

Dont insult the cactus god you will go to the cactus hell.

Those snakes are the protectors of the holy cactus fruit! if they kill you you dont deserve the cactus fruit! so only believers can eat the cactus fruit the non believers like you will die by the guardians!

Aname · 2018-04-10 08:36:33

Aname wrote:

Traddy wrote:
The Cactus God is false as well, its fruit may be powerful, but it comes from the land of danger noodles, you see, the cactus god is a trick, a lure, it drags us into the grasps of the many slither boys. Do not fall for this trick my friends, the Holy Berry Bush is all powerful, and purely good.

Dont insult the cactus god you will go to the cactus hell.
Those snakes are the protectors of the holy cactus fruit! if they kill you you dont deserve the cactus fruit! so only believers can eat the cactus fruit the non believers like you will die by the guardians!

And youre bush god is easily deafeted by a shovel. and the carrots are easily destroyed. the cactus god cant be destroyed!

Joriom · 2018-04-10 08:46:18

Milkweed god is the only true god. Death to infidels.

Aurora Aurora · 2018-04-10 08:55:35

I’m disappointed in all of you! Take my shitpost religion and live by it!! You shall obey master no matter how ridiculous it may seem!

Aname · 2018-04-10 09:17:18

Joriom wrote:

Milkweed god is the only true god. Death to infidels.

Milkweed and bushes and carrots are easily destroyed what for weak gods are those!

The only god that cant die is the Cactus God!

superBlast · 2018-04-10 09:20:37

But the soul of the Great Northern Bear will give you strength! Feed upon the heart of a bear and the Great Northern Bear will give his blessing!

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TrustyWay · 2018-04-10 09:23:08

The only true gods are, of course, the mysterious ones, the ones nobody can kill, the true rulers and mighty masters of theses lands.

The penguins.

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Aname · 2018-04-10 09:42:51

superBlast wrote:

But the soul of the Great Northern Bear will give you strength! Feed upon the heart of a bear and the Great Northern Bear will give his blessing!

youre bear god is weak i killed it with 3 arrows.

a god has to be unkillable like the cactus god!

Aname · 2018-04-10 09:44:01

TrustyWay wrote:

The only true gods are, of course, the mysterious ones, the ones nobody can kill, the true rulers and mighty masters of theses lands.
The penguins.

penguin is a coward and Always run away what a pathetic god!

The cactus god never runs!

superBlast · 2018-04-10 09:48:02

Aname wrote:

TrustyWay wrote:
The only true gods are, of course, the mysterious ones, the ones nobody can kill, the true rulers and mighty masters of theses lands.
The penguins.

penguin is a coward and Always run away what a pathetic god!
The cactus god never runs!

Your puny cactus god is too dumb to move. The Great Northern Bear fears nothing. Neither man, nor fire, nor nature itself. Seek the Great Northern Bear's blessing, and your power will be unmatched.

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Aname · 2018-04-10 09:53:26

superBlast wrote:

Aname wrote:
TrustyWay wrote:
The only true gods are, of course, the mysterious ones, the ones nobody can kill, the true rulers and mighty masters of theses lands.
The penguins.

penguin is a coward and Always run away what a pathetic god!
The cactus god never runs!
Your puny cactus god is too dumb to move. The Great Northern Bear fears nothing. Neither man, nor fire, nor nature itself. Seek the Great Northern Bear's blessing, and your power will be unmatched.

Stfu youre puny bear is easy to kill it just run toward you i can dodge him way too easy.

and if i stand on a used tile he cant even kill me so that dumb shitty bears of you is shit!

All of youre puny gods needs water but my cactus god doesnt need water. MWHAHAHAH cactus god 4 life!!!!!!!

superBlast · 2018-04-10 09:58:36

The minions of the Great Northern Bear may indeed be dumb, but they are to be feared, unlike your puny cactus god that does nothing other than occansionly bare fruit.

Aname · 2018-04-10 10:07:49

superBlast wrote:

The minions of the Great Northern Bear may indeed be dumb, but they are to be feared, unlike your puny cactus god that does nothing other than occansionly bare fruit.

Thats a lie!

If you want the holy fruit of the cactus you need to go trough the dangerous land of the snakes! People die more of snakes that youre puny weak ass bear!

Cactus God Forever!

superBlast · 2018-04-10 10:30:46

Ha! I've been born to a village that had two cacti right next to it, and no one even cared about them. The moment a minion of the Great Northern Bear came through, everyone ran and panicked as they tried to fight it off. Even killing a member of our tribe. Fear the Great Northern Bear, respect the Great Northern Bear! May he grant us his blessing!

Aname · 2018-04-10 10:43:52

superBlast wrote:

Ha! I've been born to a village that had two cacti right next to it, and no one even cared about them. The moment a minion of the Great Northern Bear came through, everyone ran and panicked as they tried to fight it off. Even killing a member of our tribe. Fear the Great Northern Bear, respect the Great Northern Bear! May he grant us his blessing!

Thats because those cacti send the bears to the non believers.

The cactus gods rule over the world. Those bears are just minions of the Cactus god just like wolves! And if you believe in the cactus god he will reward you with his fruits.

Youre shitty bear is under control by the cactus god! Those bears kill those who not believe in the almighty cactus!

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Aurora Aurora · 2018-04-10 11:44:19

I HAVE STARTED A RELIGOIUS WAR AND I LOVE IT!

Aname · 2018-04-10 12:11:26

Aurora Aurora wrote:

I HAVE STARTED A RELIGOIUS WAR AND I LOVE IT!

Dont make me laugh.

The cactus god is number 1 religion and no one will top that so the war is over now!

Cactoniuns forever!

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