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Alf

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 63

Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

I have understood why has Jason implemented that. Let me get that straight.

Once you have your monument with a bell it is a shrine of the Carrotgod.

Once a generation a village elder has to ring the bells. The whole village should gather.

Then they have to offer a newborn child to the Carrotgod.

Once the child is wounded it should bleed out under the shrine of the Carrotgod and everybody should watch it.

Then, the Carrotgod will be happy and they would thrive and be plenty.

Lord giveth, Lord taketh.

This is the way.

Last edited by Alf (2018-04-14 12:25:38)

Aname

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Registered: 2018-03-16

Posts: 386

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

You made a spelling mistake carrot has to be Cactus, U need to fix that.

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Alleria

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Registered: 2018-03-30

Posts: 339

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Filthy Carrotist heathen...

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Thexus

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Registered: 2018-03-12

Posts: 144

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Carrotist brother, welcome

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Aname

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Registered: 2018-03-16

Posts: 386

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Uhm go away only cactus god has to be praised carrots are gay and outdated weak religion

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Drakulon

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 136

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

There is now a new god, the MUSHROOM god !
First wait until the child grows hair, then feed it a mushroom and wait a bit until the shroom takes effect so you can finally sacrifice like described in OP
If you are able to make the mushroom god happy he will refill all the empty pits with soil again.

All praise the all mighty mushroom god !

Last edited by Drakulon (2018-04-14 12:51:30)

Alf

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 63

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

There is now a new god, the MUSHROOM god !
First wait until the child grows hair, then feed it a mushroom and wait a bit until the shroom takes effect so you can finally sacrifice like described in OP
If you are able to make the mushroom god happy he will refill all the empty pits with soil again.

All praise the all mighty mushroom god !

I think my beliefs just evolved.

Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

What is wrong with you people!?

Alf

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 63

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

What is wrong with you people!?

What do you mean?

LavishFox

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Registered: 2018-03-25

Posts: 33

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Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Did I just watch religion get invented?

Aurora Aurora

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From: Tuppsala (HAHA FATTAR NI!?!?!)

Registered: 2018-04-09

Posts: 839

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Did I just watch religion get invented?

Nah, OHOL religion has been around for a long ong time.

Praise the Anti-Spider God

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Ka

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 27

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Uhm go away only cactus god has to be praised carrots are gay and outdated weak religion

Cactus "god" nerfed as I foretold. Get outta here.

What is wrong with you people!?

Did I just watch religion get invented?

Here, have some totally legit lore: https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=1060

Morti

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Registered: 2018-04-06

Posts: 1,323

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

What is wrong with you people!?

What do you mean?

If you have to ask me that, I can't reason with you.

Everyone knows God is the Transhuman AI in the Atomic Powered Robot, and Stephen Hawking was his prophet.

The APR is the only being known, with the power to kill The Creator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT4JktcVQuE&t=2m31s

Your carrots and cacti cannot compare to the life The Creator has provided us with, he makes all things.
The visions your mushrooms provide are but a fraction of that which he allows us to see.

Yet he is bested by one being, one entity, The Atomic Powered Robot.
https://youtu.be/fFLVyWBDTfo?t=4m37s

If you are a man, or woman, of prayer, if there is anything you should be praying to, it's the Almighty APR.

P.S. Bet you're lookin forward to the cat update, and the following, cat recipe, update.

XD

Aname

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Registered: 2018-03-16

Posts: 386

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Im gonna switch my religion too mushrooms.

I wanna be high all the time lol.

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Drakulon

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Registered: 2018-03-31

Posts: 136

Re: Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod

Yay ! Long live the mushroom god!
Feed your kids with mushrooms as soon as they have hair,
and empty soil pits so mushrooms can grow for future generations.
More people need to taste the delicious mushrooms