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Also, if you check my family tree, it says that a 6 year old man was my father. That's... not true. Must be a glitch. A bit weird. And one of my kids, Rocky, was replaced by a starved infant. This must be the work of the apocalypse gods.
I was born to Precious An, who, by the way, was one of the best moms I’ve had. Not because she spoiled me or pampered me with affection, but because of her sense of humor. My childhood was filled with laughing with my mum, and everything seemed to be going great in our little town.
Then, when I was three, a bell rang.
It was unlike any bell I had ever heard before. It was eerie. Two dings. For a moment, it seemed as if everyone stopped in their tracks and gazed in the direction of the noise.
I previously had no home marker. But now I did. It read “HOME, 1.2K <-“ My brain went wild. Upon hearing the noise, I knew it meant something bad must have happened. My mother smiled deviously, and I did the same. A bit uneasy, I made my own home marker and got to work, covering up that noise.
I baked, I made compost, I smithed. But the bell never left my mind. I was so curious. I had children. Three beautiful babies. The bell never let go of my thoughts.
When I finally became fully distracted by my work, a young teenager, and forgot about the bell, I heard it again. I felt… strange. Why again…?
I worked until I heard it again. A third apocalypse ding. Something was very wrong, I knew. My curiosity piqued. I needed to know what was over there. Why were there so many dings coming from that location? I decided once I hit menopause, I’d give my clothing to my children and set off. I returned to work.
I grew paranoid with age. I swore I heard it again. And again. But that was impossible, I knew. There was no way five apocalypses could be ready for stage two at around the same time. It made no sense.
When I hit menopause, I left that town. From the second I cut down my home marker excitement grew in me. I had been waiting for this moment my whole life. I was tired of living in a town, doing the same things day after day. I needed to have an adventure. I bid my children farewell and passed on my knife to my son Rocky. Then I hit the road with nothing but an empty pack and a fur coat.
I grew starving. My mistake was bringing no food. I scrambled for berries and managed to eat at my very last second of life. My feet grew weary as I trudged on. I became surrounded by mosquitos and fell ill. I was almost ready to succumb to death, but I had gone too far. I followed the noise for ages, until I grew tired and wrinkled. Dodging mobs took a lot of time.
Finally, my heart raced when I found the stone path. I rushed down it at top speed. I was so excited. I wondered how the people would react to a stranger in their town. My destination grew closer with every step I took. Finally, the path came to an abrupt stop.
“Hello?” I called out cautiously. I heard nothing. But surely, there were people here. The berry bushes had been freshly watered and were still languishing. I crept around town. I became more disturbed as I saw clothing strewn about, next to graves. No signs of life.
I followed the home marker north slightly. I encountered more and more bloody graves. I swear, there must have been eight or nine. But the fact that there were so many murder graves wasn’t the thing that creeped me out. It was the fact that they WERE murder graves. After a few minutes, murder graves turn into fresh graves. But… these were still bloody. Those people had been recently murdered. Within the past few minutes. My blood ran cold, and I scooped up a knife I found next to a bloody corpse. If someone wanted to attack me, I would definitely need it.
But, honestly, that wasn’t even the creepy part. My journey was complete when I saw the apocalypse base. I was in horror. There wasn’t one base. Not two. Not even five. Not ten, either. Shakily, I counted eighteen. Eighteen people had been killed. The tower bases were all blocked off with Newcomen blocks.
I was so disturbed, and I expected some wild murderer to come out and stab me at any moment. I was getting old and weak. I wanted to return to my children in my safe little town. I heard footsteps.
Three people. They didn’t seem to find my presence alarming. They all had knives. I tried to speak with them, they spoke a bit, but when I asked them about the bloody graves and all the apocalypse towers, they became very vague and strange. It was so creepy. It remains a mystery to me. They were part of the Schuler family, although I can’t recall their names.
So, kids. Rocky. Scarlet. Ifeanyichukwu. I know what I said. I know I told you that adventure was good. That everyone ought to get some fresh air and follow their dreams. But please, please. If you’re reading this, don’t follow that bell.
Love, your mother, Mykiyah An.
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Especially if it’s in a desert or jungle. Baby will burn.
But yeah, seriously. If you were working your whole life, dedicating your time to bettering the community, would you want your mother to pass her valuables to your newborn child, who quite possibly could use her weapons to kill the town off? It’s a gamble, like Gederian said. But I don’t think it’s one worth making.
Let the hard workers of your town know that they’re working for something, and that they’re valued. And if you must gear a baby by some means, make sure they speak or move first so you can ensure they aren’t a bot.
This is really helpful, thanks.
“Son, you’re not the brightest. But I still love you.”
Using mods is allowed by Jason, and available to anyone (excluding people with Macs, as far as I know) so it shouldn’t be considered a cheat. Some people just want some extra drama. So using AWBZ mod isn’t a cheat; is making custom content for other games considered cheating? If I had the availability to use that mod, I would damn well use it.
I remember when new models came out for the first time and literally everyone took like 20 minutes instead of being productive to laugh at them. We said brunette curly-haired boi looked like a camel. People kept calling him ugly and a lot of babies committed suicide with that skin.
But now he’s one of the best skins imo. The original ginger girl is pretty cute too.
I hope brunette curly-haired guy’s story has inspired you all.
I heard the ding.
It sounds like chimes. Really quiet. Two little bings.
Maybe it wasn't the apocalypse, but nothing else makes that sound in game.
Edit: I heard it again...
This is pure beauty.
Delete onelife.bak, rename onelife.exe to onelife1.exe. Make sure your administrator privelage is allowed. It should create a new onelife file.
Try putting it under Applications.
The sheep are clutter. Eves who spawned into half-despawned towns have it pretty bad regarding sheep. They are everywhere. They get in the way of your tasks. And if they’re not in the town, they wander off, really far, too far for you to access them. You don’t want to run fifty tiles back and forth with a shovel and shears trying to make pads and compost. A pen just keeps everything organized. Big cities don’t need more clutter than there already is.
The first apocalypse was instated to solve a server problem by letting players reset the servers themselves. This one is just a new, high-tech feature. It does promote murder, but with pads it’s possible for everyone to live. The apocalypse is just something added onto the end of the tech tree.
And it’s REALLY easy to disassemble, not to mention how it would take 24 hours, with no one plucking the endtower blocks apart for the apocalypse to activate. That’s one committed lineage. All of this combined means the apocalypse will rarely if ever occur.
Let’s give the apocalypse a chance. Yes, the last one turned out badly, but Jason knows that and worked really hard to give us this new feature. I think we should indeed give it a chance.
Although I miss Eve chaining it’s how the game was meant to be played. It’s a challenge to live in a city as Eve without some crazy role players trying to kill off your line anyway.
I think the big issue here is weapon concentration. The chance of that person and the other civilians actually living a decent life when one person has all the knives is pretty slim. There’s a lot that could go wrong there. A griefer makes a bow outside of town and kills them? Well, shoot, no one can kill that griefer until Mr. Hoardknife is dead. And no one can heal them, either, since bow wounds require a knife. And what if Mr. Hoardknife is a griefer? Well, that’s no good, is it. Yeah, you could smith a knife of your own, but he’s definitely gonna target you now. You could make a bow out of town, but huge towns have depleted resources and you’d have to go far and encounter wild animals. Even then, what if you kill an innocent person by accident? It’s risky. And the people who NEED those knives, like the shepherd and the baker and the doctor, they won’t be getting work done. The town’s pace will slowly draw to a halt.
Spread weapons out. Give them to people who can use them. Bows for hunters. Knives for shepherds. For bakers. For doctors. For the good of the town, and your curse token.
Well, I’ve never really liked the apocalypse. The last time it was in the game, it was WAY too easy to activate, and I think there was one every few hours. It really took the fun out of trying to survive, for me and a lot of people.
This new one has a twenty-four hour timer, so the same lineage would have to survive overnight, which is pretty unlikely. They’d also have to have many groups of people along the way having the same ideas to trigger the apocalypse, while the last one only needed one person, one lifetime. Just mine yourself some gold and get a horse.
I like how complicated the new apocalypse is. How it requires a lot of sacrifice to even move onto the next level. But I don’t like how Eve camps can complete the first level — mainly because before, the apocalypse was, as Jason mentioned, the most “high tech” craftable item of its time. It was supposed to be more end-game.
But I’m excited to contribute to one. See one happen, hear the call sounds. Could get people cursed, though. That being said...
What happens to Donkey Town if someone activates the apocalypse? What if THEY activate it? Is it on the same server as the “regular” world and the tutorials?
Hmmm... maybe something like, “I really love #name#” or “I deeply love #name#” to combat the “I love you”s already exchanged already in-game?
I agree. But taking a look at the front page of the family trees, I noticed that the majority of women who died as elders had virtually no daughters. It might just be a coincidence, and certainly doesn’t represent the entirety of OHOL population, but it’s still fairly substantial to look at. I recommend trying it. Here’s just a few links:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=2454865
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=2448199
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=2448213
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=2447049
Didn’t do any deep digging. These were at the top of the page.
I'm starting to agree with this, every single life I've lived today I've had no girl children. It's really a bummer, especially when you do a lot of early-civilization and Eve runs. I recently had thirteen children, no girls. Another life, seven, no girls. Feels like there's a much higher chance of birthing a boy, or maybe a lot of us are just unlucky. I don't know.
Cars kind of remind me of dogs.
This is unfortunate, but it happens to everyone. Had multiple Eve runs with no children at all. But I guess it makes the game what it is. It isn’t a reason to hate on the game because of unfortunate luck. It’s a great game, and I’m sorry your experience was hindered.
Been playing since April without any zoom mod. It’s okay, but I’d like to try it. I agree it is unfair to others who lack the mod, but it would be really useful avoiding predators on iron runs or the like. I just can’t figure out how to download it. You should give it a try.
People picking up your newborn baby and naming them and claiming them as their own before you get the chance to pick it up.
People who sit around and chat next to the forge. Chat by the berries. Please not by the forge, where people are actively smithing where it requires extreme agility and speed.
This one's been mentioned, but giving a newborn full gear and clothes when the rest of the adults are naked. Especially if the baby's given a crown, a knife, or someone else's clothes (ex dying old guy tries to give clothes to hard working smith, mommy steals it and puts it on baby)
People completely ignoring murders.
Chopping a yew/maple/polar tree when there are plenty of dead/juniper/pine/willow trees right there.
Insta-quitters.
Yummy.
Sounds like an awesome time
Wow.
That’s some great writing. Nice storytelling.