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Guppy wrote:The thing is: Pigs dont make good food at all.
while sheep make good food, thread, and dung for compost
And getting a pig means bringing a boar back to your village, or, if you have any common sense, messing around in the swamp with boars while waiting for the piglet to detach off the domestic boar. A guy actually brought a domestic boar into the village center once, and three or so people immediately got bitten. I stupidly touched it because it's domestic, right? That means it's harmles-
Not a girl?
Abort it
I've been planting milkweed obsessively all day and noone's cursed me. I've been hiding my deeds by making compost on the sly as well. The FOOLS! MUHAHAHA!
Dude, can you give me lessons or write a guide or something? That would make everything so much easier for me, and heaps of other people too, I'll bet!
1%Spacebar wrote:Make sure to fill baskets with things, too. I think it helps the decay timer. I can only say from experience, though. Stacking baskets sounds more effective.
it also helps by hiding objects, I figured this out by accident, fill the first basket with what ever then stack baskets on top if the first basket, great way to hide knives, keys, and arrows.... for greifing at a later time, of course....
Nononono. Don't do that. They'll suspect you for hiding them and then stab you. You need to pick up any knife you see lying around, and, if you have a backpack, make sure nobody is watching, stuff it in your backpack. They might not ever /see/ it because of your hair!There, you can quickly dispatch anybody you want without having to worry about a fellow griefer accidently discovering your stash, or just running across town to get to it. If you don't have a backpack, leave it alone. Then someone else will pick it up and take it for their own, and they'll stab someone for you. Everyone will spend their curses on them, and you're free to do anything you want without going to donkey town!
Make sure to fill baskets with things, too. I think it helps the decay timer. I can only say from experience, though. Stacking baskets sounds more effective.
If you see any iron ore or ingots lying around, be sure to smelt it into steel. It stops people from making Newcomen parts and can kill even the biggest town. Nobody will EVER question you.
Wait, did I get wooshed?
Find a soil pit and empty it and plant a ton of milkweed. Milkweed uses up soil. This will drive everyone crazy and kill the town.
And then harvest all the milkweed when it's not flowering and make heaps of pine panels.
[edit: added quote because people posted before me]
I'd buy a figure or plush, or a T-shirt. T-shirts are awesome.
https://i.imgur.com/bWSQPKh.jpg
What makes you say I seem depressed?
Don't worry. You have your pet worm to keep you company.
Roosty knife wrote:The "wise" old man in field. Maybe will make a template, something like confucius meme.
https://pp.userapi.com/c847219/v8472192 … t9fuew.jpgIf only the one behind him had the knife in his hand
Well, he has a knife in his backpack. I think he's gonna go pull it out and stab the guy because, clearly, he's wrong. Anyways, I made a meme out of it.
That looks pretty good. I guess if you clickbaited it, maybe you would get more attention. You could always post on the discord too, which might get more attention. Anyways, the series seems like a good read, I know there's a few things I need to know.
Aren't most video guides out of date, anyway? OHOL gets updated every week or so, and making a video can /take/ a week. Personally, I never used a video to learn OHOL, I just poked around on the wiki, but that's me. I'm sure plenty of people would do great with a video. I think I could use a text guide about etiquette and other things like that that a wiki can't teach. But maybe I'm just rambling.
Hi Nephi! Welcome to forums!
Thanks! I hope I stay.
A puppy? It's the start of the Dogopalypse. Not even SIDs or griefers can topple civilisations like dogs can!
Wow. I wasn't going to post, but since cattery said he was Kaye, I may as well say I was Nephi.
My side of the story was pretty boring. I can't remember that much of my early days, anyway. I was born. I ate. The things I do remember were the murders, which I brushed off to go tend to the farm, and.. nothing else. I guess I spent most of my time looking for a way to not be a waste of oxygen?
Anyway, the things I /do/ remember were when I was old. I was tending to the carrots, and realised there wasn't any seeds left, until you popped out of nowhere and asked me to marry you. Sure, why not? I said yes, and tried to find some indigo or a rose within the few seconds before we got married, until the wedding had already started. I was really confused, since a lot of people were moving, and I wasn't sure what Stacy was saying, I said 'I do' three times.
After our wedding, I found a straw hat I wanted to give you, but never had the chance since I never noticed how old you were. Of course, I wanted to bury you, so I picked up a basket and dedicated my last few years to finding a place for you to rest. I picked a spot past the bakery, behind the row of Maple trees along the road. I marked your grave and placed the Indigo bundle that was used to marry us in front of your grave. I gave a young boy my clothes, and asked him and his mother to bury me beside my wife. They said they would, and I thanked them. My last words I said were, 'I'm coming, sandy'.
Although I don't have much to tell about it, I think it was a great life either way. It was the first time I got married, too! I wish I took a photo. I registered so I could post here, so I hope I can post more and become a part of the community.