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Yeah this poll isn't working cuz I'm pretty sure 58% of players aren't 50+

This is a very confusing question and since you didn't elaborate in the actual post I am left clueless... could you please explain further? What do you mean by "contribution"?

If I'd get a boy and a girl I'd totally name them Adam & Eve.

Oh just fuck off, no one wants to hear you bragging about being the one thing that everyone hates in this game.

Holy shit this is amazing, PLEASE make this a feature.

This is why you don't update something and don't properly check for bugs and then go away for like a week. I would rather not have an update at all but be able to play the game without getting griefed. Tbh I'm a little disappointed in Jason for missing this huge bug...

This is so exciting!! Now we can finally connect up cities and trade with each other! It's the start of a new era!!

Report these bugs in the "Known Bugs" section in the index.

Spawned into this town twice in a row, first time I was the daughter of Maxine Revis. I was one of the only white people in town so, naturally, my mom named me Snow. I witnessed you attempting to eliminate Skip only to have my mother heal him over and over again. I, however, had no idea he was the griefer so I stuck to it. Unfortunately, I died at an early age of starvation.

But just moments after, I spawned into the same village to Maxis Revis, the sister of Maxine, who named my Bobby (even though I was a girl?). With the knowledge of my previous life, I assumed you, Sam, as the bad guy but I never went after you since you didn't really seem like a griefer type. I went on with my life but I never really found out the full story of Sam Revis II. I had multiple kids which of only one survived, my son Lucas. He was so sweet working as the town smith. I always tried to help him as much as possible as I felt he deserved the best. After a while, more and more people started to come and try to smith and my son felt he had had enough. He walked away sadly to never be seen again.

Only after my death, I found out that he had been killed by a griefer, Avia Revis, whose mother I had saved when she was little but she still supported my mother in tormenting me for no reason. I had loosely taken on the role of the towns doctor and when I heard a death scream I quickly rushed to the scene. But in my rush to save the villager I put down my knife and before I knew it Avia, like the little bitch she is, took it from me. Both my son and I knew what she was gonna do with it so we screamed and begged for her to give it back but she refused. After many deaths caused by her (including my son) she was finally killed by her brave cousin Asia Revis who sadly starved in the prosses. Four people (I think) cursed her, including me, for her sins. I finally got my knife back but seeing as I was getting very old and I did not have any descendants left I passed my backpack and therefore my knife onto a young boy with the hope that he would protect the town.

And that's the story of Bobby Revis.

This. Is. Amazing. (accidental link, whoops)

Well done.

Holy shit this just keeps on giving.

Two kinds of people here smh:

The "Fuck you I don't care" and the "Oh I'm sorry you feel that way, I hope I can help you in some way".

Jeez, why the hate comments.