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I can only hope the best of this religion but i am pretty sure it probally made more conflicts than it helped.
Hahaha, Sounds like a real religion.
At least this murder chain didn't kill your town.
Babies.
That move too much.
That F too often.
Jump out while I'm trying to name them.
Run off at birth and comeback yelling F.
Ones that continue to F when they get older.
Ones that try to tell you full sentences with one or 2 letters at a time.
Point towards gear.
Let you raise them for 2 years before suiciding.
I let babies like that die most of the time. I cringed everytime they ran off. But to be fair they got some crap camps. Would've been funny to see there reaction to a big city.
Naming other peoples babies is pretty funny. Some mothers might get salty but it's mostly harmless.
Try and convince a town that you were Eve.
I don't think most of this is needed, haven't seen any major killing/griefing for awhile. Victims usually get healed in big towns and it's fairly easy to get a kill on the murderer while they are slowed.
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You figured it would be a funny joke to go stabbing people. Just so you know, Everyone you stabbed ended up getting healed so you wasted your time.
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Was going fairly well, I got in right before they started letting babies die. I helped mother with smithing, Someone kept making omelets on our fire so we got slowed down slightly. Made Hammer, Axe, Shovel, Hoe and started file. Not enough milkweed to make bow.
I let most of my babies die since it was an early camp, one of them got salty and lured a bear that killed most people. But a mysterious daughter of mine was the only one alive besides me. She had lived despite me ditching her as a baby. I was expecting the old "You abandoned me so I'm gonna kill you" scenario but she just planted lots of wheat and carrot. Also she was cursed....
Despite this she didn't hold a grudge for abandoning her, A cursed baby was actually good.
I also had a son who was born after the bear massacre. I decided to keep him since we now had a very low pop and a food surplus for the time being. He was a good boy, Looked for milkweed and brought soil and farmed.
But my daughter went out to get stew crops I think and never came back. She was a pro but she still stepped on a snake, Happens to the best of us. Sadly she was the only girl. I didn't know she was dead at the time tho. So I said my goodbyes to my son and died of old age. Myson ended up being the last alive, He promised me he would stay and wait for his sister. I feel bad for him.
Also its probably best to make a baby talk before you feed it.
That's all weak sauce of I'm honest, all been done before.
I think my favorite kids or family members have been Mirelli, Ribbz, Turnipseed, off the top of my head.
Mirelli is THE fucking sniper of trolls and griefers, and we've been through numerous battles protecting our towns.
Mirelli, Ribbz and Turnipseed know all the recipes and do all the roles they have to in order to sustain a village.
10/10 stars - highly recommend these family members.
BTW I met you recently, You gave your stuff because I said "oof". Even if it was because of a mistaken identify I did appreciate the stuff.
Thanks for giving it to me instead of the brat little girl.
Let's be positive for a change, Who were your best kids.
Sadly I forgot who he was but I had a son who witnessed me get killed over some gear, He was only a baby at the time. I was happy when he avenged my death and lived to 60.
Then again I'm almost always impressed when one of my kids dies of old age. It's a nice change from my children being crap.
How many babies suicide on Eves vs how many stay?
Out of the towns that stay, How many actually survive?
Depends on what my plans and what the situation is. Being a male is preferred by most as you don't need to worry about kids, Men can be productive. But as a male I get abandoned a lot more and I'm generally more expendable then a girl. I might also find myself in a situation where all fertile women have died out and the civ is doomed.
Being a girl has its benefits, more potential for role play and an excuse to chill a little. Plus your more likely to get spoiled. Girls can continue the family line, even a stupid girl could birth smart kids. Also, Easier to get an heir as a female. I can just pass my stuff to my smartest kid while as a male I have to find a random nephew or niece.
Thanks, everyone!! I've been more useful lately. But one thing that bugs me is when I'm playing as a girl, I'll have to stop whatever I'm doing and care for babies whenever I have one, which means I have to stick close to camp, which can make my jobs more difficult. Like in my last life, I was told to make omelettes, so I had to do a lot of running around to get eggs in order to make them. But I can't run around and get eggs when I have to stick close to a baby. What can I do when I have to stay close to the babies? I feel bad just standing there waiting for them to need to be fed.
Try asking one of your fellow females to feed your kid and theirs no shame in letting the odd baby die in the wilderness.
Like Redbug said, Lots of towns have a nurse to free up more females to work. You'll usually find a pile of babies by a fire or good temp tile, just name and then dump your kid in spots like that. You could also ask a fellow female to raise your baby, Most people will feed your kid anyways.
Or.....
Be a male!!!
Who's the worst baby/kid you've had?
For me it's a bady that moved a ton and F'D constantly and not letting me name them. They didn't last long, I quickly let them die.
Another was a daughter that was good at first and killed me as soon as she could. This was one of my first experiences with griefers. She literally said nothing besides Saying F once or twice, She ran off into the woods as soon as she grew hair. Then she shot me without a word. This is why I don't trust silent babies and children anymore.
hmrka wrote:Today I met two griefers. They were pretty typical, just the usual "haha new record killed all girls!!! xD u mad??" kind of stupid, But I though I'd make an account just to leave a message to them.
Joke's on them, the family still lives on. I was descended from that family but my mother was lost in the wilderness when she gave birth to me. She explained she was left in the wild by her mom, who'd died before they could get back to a larger town. She raised me old enough to grab things, then told me to find the town or to just settle at a good spot if I couldn't.
Found a nice spot on some desert, with a bunch of ponds near and a massive grassland. Set up a farm and had some kids, told them the story, let them decide whether to stay or journey in search of town. A couple stayed and survived.
They're on gen 18 now, I was gen 6. I think there's still some alive as well- they're part of the Bob Army atm haha. I think they had trouble with a killer but seem to have taken care of it. I hope they continue to thrive there.
Sounds like your mum unintentionally saved the lineage by getting lost. Sometimes its best to just chill in the wild until things have calmed down.
You remind of a kid I met earlier. She asked me a few times "How-Can-Help" and "What can i do". I was busy myself but I told them to water berries.
They say "ok" but a few minutes they asked the same question again. I assume she was new and didn't know how, at the time It didn't occur to me that she was new.
Also speaking of removing bodies, You could just be a janitor in general. If other jobs are filled I sometimes just try to clean up the clutter and organize things a little better. Use up spare wheat for basket making, Just don't cut all the wheat. Even if your town has baskets already, They will decay eventually. So try to store as much shit as you can.
You could also try cleaning up sheep pen. Get a shovel and move dung closer to the composting area. Bring mutton to the bakery, Cart is more efficient for that. And toss all the dead lamb outside, don't put them in the pits or you might make a hole.
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First life I was Rose, Berry farmed as a kid. Made File and knife as an adult and killed a murderous niece.She got a few kills off with her knife but Killed her with plenty of fertile women alive. If anything she helped by keeping the population in check. A guy brought sheep and Bison and in my last years I milked a cow. There was like three of us with buckets.
Born again as my own descendent a few generations later. Things where similar but the people had been making buttered bread instead. Learned how to make butter, The milk is also pretty good just on its own. Had a son mid way and I yelled "Fuck" which scared him for life apparently. Later on he kept bitching about how People hated him. To rub it in I gave my next boy lots of love.
Then I saw him pickup a bow, He ran when I pulled my knife. He thought he was in the clear a few years later i saw him comeback to eat from our berry farm. But I stabbed him anyway, people bitched but no weapons to kill me.
So I tookover from the old dude and made butter for a bit. Some kid with a weird name, I'll call him Max started bitching. Complained a bunch but no work, I was making food the whole time. I disguised his murder as an accident, Said he got in the way when I was cutting bread.
I gave my stuff to my daughter and died of old age. Her and my grandkids had a better chance to survive with two less idiots in the town.
I can see your point though, Not because Grave pens are disrespectful to dead but because it's so ugly.
Btw was that screenshot taken in the Magi Town, That looks like me.
congrats!
honestly im with u. ppl tend to push off farming n the such n leave it to inexperienced noobs who stop working once they run out of something (dirt, hoe, seed, etc). ive kinda accepted that the survival of a line is really up to fate. u can only really choose the location and impact up to 3 generations behind u. often in my lines theres a mass famine 15-20 minutes after i die cos of a pop boom and the fact im generally the only one (actively) farming. all we can do is find an apprentice to take on the job but often its noobs who will inherit the position and its difficult to teach someone the line between "too much" and "not enough" in the 10-20 minutes u have with em. but experienced players prefer doing other shit
and therefore constant famine always
Maybe experienced people are equally to blame for towns dying then. Too many people think they are "above farming".
I love that guys last words, He seems so proud of himself for using an exploit to kill people.
I feel like most murderers can't kill towns these days, Most times I see murderers they might get a few kills but they get taken down. They nearly always fail unless the town happened to have a low number of fertile women, even then they think they are boss for killing a town that was already weakened.
Anyone can get loads of kills when they got zero penalties.
It'll be fixed fairly soon and they'll go back to being taken down after their first kill.
I didn't know about you could still make pies and use the last bit for bread. I'll try to do the good old pies along side bread from now on.
Basically your noob kids can respawn but you can't.
You might not think you did much but you've really pissed me off, Didn't help that I was having a bad time already.
I helped raise and you were cunt then, Telling me "Fu" for nothing. You did Fuck all but tell people to "eat ass". Why you gotta be such an in mature ass doing nothing while there's a bear and murderer running around.
Thx for moving the object i was standing on so I'd die and then saying "not our fault". Well guess what buddy, IT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. Then you talked shit saying "you'll die soon anyway". I just wanna know why you acted like such an ass for no reason.
Was it because I said you weren't funny and that there's too many stupid twelve year olds playing this. You thought you were hilarious telling babies to "eat my ass". Whatever, fuck you.
I was angry enough to curse you the next time I got an eve spawn.
I'll be over it pretty quickly, I just felt like bitching about it here. It's a good thing that everyone is anonymous in this game. I'm sure people would act differently if we could recognize each other in future lives.
I feel better already